Whorigin Story

The inception of a man or woman's promiscuous habits.

"Have you always been such a womanizer?"

"Oh, no. You should have seen me in high school. I never even kissed a girl. And then, one day, everything changed..."

"Interesting. I'd love to hear your whorigin story."

by Little Walnut August 25, 2018

glory story

(1)when a athlete as a freshman doesnt make the team as a freshman, but returns the folowing year as a sophmore and rapes the competetion at tryouts
(2) at the end of tryouts when the coaches give the speech about how a player who got cut freshman year and came back to play there later three years of the sport succesfully

Andy: did your that jack got cut from the lacrosse team?

Ellis: Aww true

Andy: its ok hes gonna be a glory story

by chief brown tip April 10, 2011

A Jordan Story

A "Jordan Story" is a story that has no purpose or real ending but instead fizzles out with a long build-up, only to never reach a true climax, or to have a climax that lacks any real significance. These stories are typically followed by Jordan Frasca giggling about the story to herself, making them actually funny.

Um...okay? what was the point of that? that was just A Jordan Story.

by bsmithers April 13, 2019

Story Basket

The place where pointless stories go. If some tells you a boring, pointless story, put your arms in a circle and tell them to put the story in the story basket, a.k.a. the trash.

Friend: One time I went to the store and bought a coke.
You: And...
Friend: That was it...
You: Put it in the story basket. smh

by itisme543 December 29, 2011

Story Reference

A joke about a story made by someone, usually referring to something that happend within the story

Woah is that a story reference

by MegaLeDemon June 11, 2021

Cosby Story

A Cosby story.
A story so bad it almost instantaneously sends you to sleep, like going on a date with Bill Cosby.

"So, it all started when my father, a pediatric nurse, saw the baby and decided to keep it, and that's m-"
"Aye my nigga, this shit so boring you could call it a Cosby Story"

by IlliterateAussie A.K.A. Aussie October 5, 2018

story bomber

When a person is telling a story and some wanker decides to take it's structure and proceed with their own shitty tale.

Jeff: I just had a killer shit
Greg: That's nuts man, tell me more
Kevin: I remember last Sunday when I had a shit and blood came out.
Jeff: No one was talking to you Kevin, you fucking story bomber.

by That Other Guy's Nan December 20, 2013