Beef Stew

The action of ejaculating onto an asshole and proceeding to lick it while the other person shits.

“Yo, me and homeboy about to cook up a mean Beef Stew!”

by MGKN December 2, 2024

Beef Stew

The act of ejaculation in the open wound of a cesarean section.

I’m going to beef stew jimmy’s mom tomorrow!

by Muffle December 13, 2024

No Beef In This Stew

A unique saying made by a Youtuber Teo in 2024.
Another version of "I have no say in it"

I have no beef in this stew

by poisonconsumer January 6, 2025

sneeze stew

verb, to vomit

"Dude, you don't look so good. Is that breakfast burrito staying put? I can pull over if you need to sneeze stew."

by Chorizo Pudding June 14, 2025

Beef Stew

When someone is taking a shower and you go into the bathroom and take a huge smelly shit. The smell circulates and mixes with the steam thus making a soupy shitty room, in turn making the shower taker gag and sometimes throw up. Also you leave the toilet lid up and don’t flush, so that the smell stays and the shower taker has to fight through the gagging and dry heaving to flush the toilet, making it an utterly amazing experience. Most of the time it’s a nice clumpy diarrhea, resembling a nice hearty can of beef stew!

Hank was taking too long in the shower, so I gave him a beef stew.

by BatFactory788 July 1, 2025

shower stew

A term referring to the heinous mixture that accumulates in a toilet bowl when an individual urinates, defecates, shaves, and ejaculates prior to showering, typically left unattended until after bathing.

“Dude, you forgot to flush your shower stew…what is wrong with you?”

by Adem Bona November 9, 2025

Stewing

The art of having anal sex without thrusting. When a person “sticks it in” their partner’s buttocks and then leaves it inside to “stew” in their stench. The anal sex equivalent of the predominantly Mormon term “soaking”, which is used in attempt to circumvent the law of chastity.

Woman: Hey do you wanna come back to my place? We can try stewing in my bed again!

Man: Hell no! The last time we did that my dick smelled like shit for a week!

by LegalBastard December 8, 2025