squeezing ween

The act of procrastination by jerking off.

How come this floor isn't clean?
Because James was out back

"Squeezing ween".

by Clydexmusic May 14, 2022

Sneeze and squeeze

The occurrence when a person sneezes and ejaculates at the same time.

Did you just sneeze and squeeze?
Yeah, bro my pants are messed up.

by Laura is dumb October 04, 2021

Lemon squeeze

It’s the person going overboard wearing masks and yelling at other people for no reason. These are the same people that wear a mask alone in the car. Also known as a “Karen”

Look at that lemon squeeze wearing a mask and texting while driving!

by chefdre August 07, 2021

Lemon squeeze

The act of friends getting together and telling each other what they don’t like about each other and resolving the problem.

I think we need a lemon squeeze this weekend tonya has been really rude lately

by Ladybug 33 September 16, 2019

lolly squeeze

Inserting one’s erect penis into a revolving door to stop its movement.

After my shopping spree at Bed Bath and Beyond I got my rocks off with a late afternoon Lolly Squeeze at Eaton Centre.

by Blake791 October 24, 2023

Squeezing Teabags

When you're banging a chick, and you insert your scrotum into both her vagina and her anus, while she squeezes on them.

Man, I was with my girlfriend yesterday and she started squeezing teabags, it was intense.

by Gazelle Attacker August 19, 2006

the dutch squeeze

When your girl is giving you a rim job, and you fart

Jims girl was licking his butthole so he gave her the dutch squeeze, that bitch passed out

by The Dutch's main squeeze April 05, 2016