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random squared

Otherly known as "Random^2"

Describes something that is unordinarily random. Also used as a random saying or catchphrase. Often used more in txt and written language than verbally.

Its original use was as a saying to depcit that something was so random - it wasn't. This wasn't derived as an abstract saying, but rather a mathematical concept. The logic behind this is often misunderstood, as its meaning is to do with the distribution of probabilities by multiplying two random functions together.
A: u luk lyk a happy duck 2day!
B: Random squared to u2!
by glacial_shadow July 29, 2008
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square

white cheddar cheese-its are so square in comparison to goldfish
by cap'n crunch lover August 25, 2007
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No-no Square

It's what Angelus Auri calls his penile organ
@staff He touched me in my no-no square!
by KazDeerFox June 17, 2018
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Square Beezy

1. of or referring to a female who is known to associate with asshole-type men, and seems to enjoy being treated like shit.

2. referring to a female who is not present.
1. "Dude, if my square beezy don't hurry up and get her ass back here, I'ma have to sock that hoe."

2. "Seriously, is that broad Michelle a square beezy, or what?"
by wizzy & t-nutty & bossie September 9, 2006
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chubbington square

Someone that is fat or mildly obese.
Someone walks up to his mate and says "You need to go on a diet chubbington square"
by Chris_saintsfc February 3, 2007
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Square Lesbian

A general lesbian, the most stereotypical dyke.

Short hair, potentially a mullet, a a faux hawk, or a buzzcut
Wearing flannel, giant short sleeve shirts potentially plaid
Jack: "Whoa what kind of lesbian do you think Jared's mom is?"
James: "Definitely a square lesbian. Look at that plaid and that buzzcut."
by Picklypickle September 24, 2014
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Time Squared

When you are walking down the street and stupid foreigners stop in front of you because the light is red, even though there are no cars coming.
Matt: Sorry it took me so long to get here, I got Time Squared like 5 times on the walk over.
Josh: Yeh I hate those stupid tourists
by Angry New Yorker November 30, 2011
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