A man with a one inch penis that's very angry because of his tiny scrotum, loves shitty death/black metal, is a bong zombie who loves the zombie bong, sniffs rank stinky facts, and is genuinely wack.
When Skull splitting anger got broken up with because of his tiny penis and balls, he resorted to huffing paint and sniffing rank farts
by PkTheArsonist July 09, 2021
i'm from that get split city so don't trip
by riptoman December 15, 2006
Mike was going to have sex with his girlfriend and Harmon informs him to get her better prepared for your man sausage you must first start by splitting her biscuit.
by TaylorHarmonMike June 21, 2007
When fingering a girl, the action of using the index and ring fingers to open her up--which can be on the surface or after insterting the two fingers--allowing for the insertion of middle finger
by futballa November 03, 2007
The act of catching someone taking a dump and not washing their hands. They go about shaking hands, touching door knobs, using other peoples keyboards, etc.
by JXV030 January 16, 2008
Person 1: Hey man you down to hang later today?
Person 2: Nah man, Imma be preforming a split brain operation tonight.
Person 2: Nah man, Imma be preforming a split brain operation tonight.
by Wellmemedm8 October 09, 2019
The man does a handstand and spreads his legs while two foreign girls spread his balls with their mouths.
by nigganaut September 24, 2019