soft load

when you blow your "load" before you get the chance to get hard

Jp soft loaded when he was in the fort with jill for 8 hours!

by Hairy J pee nes March 31, 2008

soft copy

obtain a copy of a document in electronic (not printed) form.

Hey man can I get a soft copy of that 600K PDF file ??

by gavsdavs October 26, 2003

soft erection

See half-boner. Slightly increased blood flow to dick caused by slight feelings of arousal.

Usually experienced during legitimate arousal when standing or multitasking.

Also experienced as a defense mechanism in genetically superior males when about to nail a fat chick, as the penis will attempt to reject blood flow, resulting in an increase in time to achieve full boner status, which the penis hopes will be long enough for its master to pass out, give up due to frustration, or realize what he is about to bang and leave, so as to prevent conception of fat children by superior sperm.

Henry experienced a soft erection upon being handed a drink by the blonde server at the roulette table.

by Dopplegangbanger May 8, 2014

soft pee

A nickname given to females with the name Sophie, Spofie, or any other spelling variation.

My pee isn't soft, but my nickname is soft pee

by soft pee princess May 21, 2008

Soft Dump

The act of breaking up with a partner by lying to make them feel better. The typical lie involves blaming the dumper's own self for the problem.

1) I realized that I was being soft dumped when he said, "It's not you it's me."

by DrLuv December 9, 2011

soft uwu

A soft uwu is an aesthetic, like regular uwu , owo , etc. it is usually meant to be cutesy. It is typically tied in with anime, wholesomeness, and other topics. However, people seem to say it when they are extremely toxic . Like a mouse trap with cheese, it draws you in by the nice aesthetic, then you get bombarded by slurs, insults, etc.

Tumblr girl #1: "uwu i just blackmailed someone xoxo"
Tumblr girl #2: "gotta love our soft uwu aesthetic, owo hehe"

by iiOdinDaPug May 3, 2020

soft ollies

A mild insult for an idiotic person meaning stupid bollocks. Ollies literally refer to marbles (the small, round, glass toys for kids) but in this case are used as a metaphor for balls or testicles.

'Oi soft ollies! You just spilled your drink all over me!'

by ski147 December 14, 2009