Shitty Sex

"Shitty Sex" not only accounts for the underwhelming performance in bed, but also when sexually aroused by shitting while being fucked.

Hey Babe, had fiber cereal this morning, give me 30 minutes and then we can have shitty sex.

by JHockeySwag February 1, 2021

shitty parent

A shitty parent is when your parent skips the adult duties they promised to do while your mother was carring you in her stomach. A shitty parent is when your parent leaves for long periods of time. When they dont supply you with things you need and depend on others to do so. Ect. Ect.

Kathrine is such a (shitty parent). What a bitch.

by OpalLucy17 September 19, 2017

Shitty Baby

A person or thing that is simultaneously cute and really fucking annoying at the same time.

My dog is a shitty baby but I still love her.

by Chriswww98 August 9, 2019

Shitty Bags

A comical gesture towards a friend to gain attention of the victim.

Piles - an alternative meaning bags of shit hanging from your arse

C'mere shitty bags

by SCHIZENHOWER June 8, 2009

Shitty Titties

1. Alternative curse word

Shitty Titties!

by SlipNdip_69 March 8, 2020

Shitty Bus

When you take the most atomic, deadly, eye-burning, nose-hair tingling, slash-slinging shit on a charter bus.

Why does my nose burn so bad?
That's the power of shitty bus, baby.

by Haleysdick December 15, 2016

Shitty Programming

Can be used towards anything that is a software. But mostly used to vent frustration at a video game that has major flaws that can cause glitching or giving you an unfair advantage while playing (especially online).

Playing FORNITE Online
FUCK THIS SHITTY PROGRAMMING! I headshot that dude 5 feet away with a pump and only 9 damage?!?! Then I landed a shot again for 189 damage... and it wasn't even a head shot and further away!!!!

Just Search online for Fortnite aim sucks and you will see the Shitty Programming. Now just apply that to the rest of the world of SMH things.

by NidgeDFX July 19, 2018