kitty bear rug

A cat that flattens itself on the floor in such an extreme way that it looks like a limp, lifeless rug. Typically displayed when the cat is either avoiding work, playing dead, or simply indulging in maximum relaxation. Often an act of pure defiance or passive resistance, usually at the most inconvenient times.

In meme culture, kitty bear rug also refers to a moment of sabotage, especially in financial markets or social settings. When someone or something unexpectedly “pulls the rug” out from under a situation, often causing a crash or immediate downfall, much like the unpredictability of a cat going full rug-mode without warning.

"I tried to clean the living room, but my cat went full Kitty Bear Rug and now I can't move her."
"The token was looking good, then that one whale I trusted did a kitty bear rug and now everything’s in the red."

by ana_san November 20, 2024

rug

Indiana Slang for a liar.

You're channeling your inner rug, you liar!

by SusyDented December 28, 2020

Washing The Rug

Cumming into a sex doll that has already been came in by other men; insinuating your dick is being cleansed by the other men’s semen

Craig: Yo John, i was washing the rug the other day.
John: Intentionally!?!? You fuckin gay?
Craig: Shiiiiit....

by Enzooooooooo February 7, 2019

Rug

An insult to someone if there being weird or annoying and creepy or u can use it like cap like ur not lying

That person is a rug
No rug

by Rug bro 22 December 14, 2020

rug-munching stink finger

When you're eating out a bitch and simultaneously fingering the chocolate starfish.

Yo you know that chick I met at the bar last night? I gave her the old rug-munching stink finger.

by Big_T_lil_y March 16, 2023

Rug Custard

When ejaculation is left on your partner's pubes.

"She was being grumpy so I slipped her a calming length and left her with Rug Custard"

by Braegan October 17, 2021

Yeet Rug

The action you take when you wish you remove a rug in a very forceful and aggressive manner.

Mother: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!!?

Son: I'M YEET RUGGING, YOU WHORE!!

by AFuckingWhore March 6, 2020