fast read

A person whose true motives and agenda are quickly recognized.

Dispite her efforts to appear victimized, everyone knew she was just jealous. She was a fast read.

by jakaha January 2, 2009

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Only Read romance books

Someone who reads only romance books is because the lack of romance in he/her life. They are either lonely and want to experience thru other people stories.

I only read romance books, but in reality, I'm feeling lonely in a world of love stories.

by lovely72636 October 25, 2023

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karen readed

To be so utterly gullible that you have be led to believe the most absurd theories put forth by paid frauds and propogandists while ignoring actual evidence.

The cult members have been karen readed for so long they would not believe she was guilty if she announced it on national TV.

by JT Miller April 23, 2025

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Getting hit with the reads

When you are in a computer class and all the correct answers are online, so you don't do any of your work. Also know as online cheating.

Lol Mrs. Fellows Jk

Wow in 7th period Mrs.Fellows was Getting hit with the reads by finky

by Drew Debree June 30, 2016

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Reading water drinker

A person to drinks water and looks at books

When I grow up, I want to be a reading water drinker at home or at the library

by gr00vyspam September 7, 2022

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A roast that is commonly used by toxic Call of Duty players. It is executed when an individual showing their frustration, constantly dying in a game. 'Read the patch notes?' is a question where someone asks the frustrated individual if they read the patch notes. If the person who is salty says no, that is where you hit them with the roast of all roasts.

"Why do I keep dying peeking that angle??"
"Did you read the patch notes?"
"No... what do they say?"
"The shit players who peek that angle die"

by The Alcorus November 23, 2020

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