pittsburgh penguins

Former NHL powerhouse that has fallen on hard times recently. Their bankruptcy has forced them to trade such great players as Alexei Kovalev, Jaromir Jagr, Robert Lang, and Martin Straka. With Mario Lemieux's constant injury problems, the Pengiuns are often an easy two points for opponents.

The Pittsburgh Penguins are so sad; they went from Eastern Conference Finalists to losing 18 straight games in just three years.

by Dewey June 15, 2004

Pittsburgh Pizza

A disastrous or feeble attempt at making what, in other parts of the World, is know as delicious Pizza. They will only sell it as a Pie because they know if you try a slice you will not buy anymore; see capitalism. Although there are exceptions they are often found in the two nice sections of the city called Squirrel Hill and Oakland and not worth naming. The sad part is Pittsburgh Pizza itself is hard to find because the city and metropolitan area is engulfed in Pizza Chains; see Pizza Hut.

I visited Pittsburgh and had to buy a whole damn pie of Pizza and it was horrible! I will never eat Pittsburgh Pizza made by yinzers again, where are all the Pittsburgh Italians, are there any?

by Conisuer January 17, 2011

pittsburgh smore

When u make a smore at a pittsburgh sports event using a lighter to melt the marshmellow

I was outside mellon arena watchin the pens game on the bug screen and decided to make a pittsburgh smore

by moneymikefosho May 8, 2010

pitsironis

awesome

mia pitsironis yayayy making a definitionnnnnn

by sbdhaksdkajd June 18, 2011

Pittsburgh Pinch

It is when you plow a chick sideways in the pooper while pinching her buttcheeks together and proclaiming your male dominance.

John gave Emily the Pittsburgh Pinch after the prom.

Tina said, Come here Tyrone and give me that old steamy Pittsburgh Pinch since you got me those nice cubic zirconia earrings.

by Broe Bersky July 12, 2007

Pittsburgh

Pittsburgh isn't really a city. It's just a big suburb, but the locals get offended if you tell them that.

People here speak with an odd accent: "Yinz wanna git sum Purmanny's en Arn City en watcha Stillers' game?" Translated: "Do you want to get some Primanti's sandwiches and Iron City beer and go watch the

by Tom November 15, 2004

pits

An expletive to replace fuck, shit, stinks, or sucks. Stands for Penis Is Too Small.

After whipping out his whopping mini-weiner, Fundo's girlfriend exclaimed, "That pits!!!"

by authOOr July 10, 2006