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Owen

Someone who is insanely intelligent and works just as hard. He takes the hardest classes and always breezes through them and everyone wonders how he did it. Everyone definitely knows he’s going to win some kind of Nobel prize in his lifetime. He reads Hemingway and Machiavelli for fun and likes to have deep philosophical discussions about theories he is interested in.

He has a bizarre sense of humor, but he always makes everyone laugh. He can turn an awkward, sour conversation into something hilarious and memorable. He knows how to poke fun at others without being outright rude. Sometimes he makes a stupid joke and thinks he’s funny, but it’s still funny because he thinks he is.

His smile is contagious and he lights up every room he walks in. His stupid little grin is bound to put a smile on everyone’s face. He has the face of a runway model but doesn’t know it yet. All the girls want him, he’s just that admirable.

Everyone would be lucky to have an Owen in their life; they make the world simply brighter.
Girl 1: oh my god is that Owen? He looks so good today.

Girl 2: dude I saw him first- back off man
by chadanooga April 4, 2023
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A guy who would like to be gay around his friends but doesn’t want anyone to know, but in reality is a very nice person usually does sports eg.. boxing, basketball, football/soccer. He likes to make girl/friends.
Owen is a good guy and likes to be gay
by Big guy nutts April 5, 2023
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Dude 1: “Bro is there an earthquake?”
Dude 2: “Nah bro, that’s just Owen.”
by C4_ve April 6, 2023
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A hot freshmen. He is tall with dark brown hair. He is strong and has a white thick body. His cock is 6.9 inches long and his balls are the size of a ping pong ball. He does XC and Soccer. If you become very good friends with Owen, he will never let you go and will stick with you forever.
Tim: You see that boy?
Mark: Owen? I heard he’s a great person
Tim: Yeah
by BJ124 April 15, 2023
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Owen is a ginger who has red ass freckeles and is white as a ghost. He is a midget and is probably shorter than a 5th grader. HE is sort of smart and is super smart when he help with your homework. ALso he is nice because he will give you gum. Also he is nice just in general
owen you cock
by Micky Cealious May 4, 2023
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An Acronym that stands for Older Wiser Neptunic. The neptunic version of OWL.

Usually in reference to a neptunic partner.

Compared to a WILSON. As in Owen Wilson.

OWENs like owls and Owen Wilson movies.

They also read a lot of Percy Jackson bc well they’re neptunic.
This is Aquatica. She is my OWEN.
by Cranjis McBasketball. May 7, 2023
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The name of a huge fucking nerd. The kind that plays D&D and reads lord of the rings. He often knows way too much about obscure topics.
He’s such an Owen.
by Wawabeast July 18, 2023
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