ninja route

quicker than the shortest way possible from point A to point B. Usually utilising unknown shortcut, back alleys or secret routes.

After arriving at their destination in record time, the rabbi says to the preist, "Damn thats the f#*kin ninja route and sh*t!"

by halluciphile October 28, 2003

youtube ninja

The individual who consistently introduces the freshest, most interesting youtube clips.

Theo: Yo, check this video out.
Germaine: Are you serious? The guy next door is one of those youtube ninjas. He showed me this clip two months ago.

by William Forrester II February 10, 2009

magic ninja

Ninjas summoned by Big Baby Sweets in Big Money Hustlas' to assist him in taking out Sugar Bear

"We must summon the Magic Ninjas"-Big Baby Sweets

by Axel Ardinger November 29, 2003

Ninja shit

When you wipe after you shit and the paper comes out clean... Like the shit was never there... mysterious and stealthy...

I love it when I take a ninja shit... I only have to wipe once!

by Jfranklin February 28, 2007

Ninja boot

The impression made by a woman's pants in the crotch area. Along the same lines as 'camel toe'.

That chick has a sweet ninja boot.

by Dr. Gus March 18, 2003

ninja rowson

Ninja Rowson is one of the best maths teachers to have. He will perform a dance called the Ninja dance where he moves around as If he was a ninja whilst impersonating a Chinese/Japanese accent. He is a good teacher although sometimes he gets in a strop and sits back down in his chair for around 10 minutes of the 60 minute lesson you have with him .

"It's not fair you have an alright maths teacher" - Tyler

" what are you on about you've got Ninja Rowson"

by XD :) July 29, 2019

Ninja Nosejob

While a girl is giving you head..right as you cum karate chop her in the back of the head then stick your dick in her nose

Guy 1: Dude this girl was giving me head then i totally did the ninja nosejob on her

Guy 2: Thats fucking gross man...thats messed up

by sandman142 August 17, 2010