Literally: Someone that pisses into an ice cube tray and freezes their piss then proceeds to munch on their piss cubes.
Figuratively: Someone that is very weird and or very annoying.
Figuratively: Someone that is very weird and or very annoying.
Dean: “Hey Alex, did you hear that Oscar is a piss muncher?”
Alex: “Yeah I figured, he’s so weird and annoying.”
Alex: “Yeah I figured, he’s so weird and annoying.”
by ZestyyLemons January 26, 2019
The state of being pissed off.
by achaeon May 30, 2010
The thing you have to consider when choosing which type of booze you want for the night. If you're not trying to piss every 10 minutes, you choose hard liquor. Otherwise beer is a great option.
Stephen" "I want to get really drunk before finals, but I'm not sure what I should get"
Kim: "Did you take the piss factor into consideration?"
Stephen: "Damn you're right. I should probably get some Orloff since I'm broke".
Kim: "Did you take the piss factor into consideration?"
Stephen: "Damn you're right. I should probably get some Orloff since I'm broke".
by xLonnie December 12, 2016
by Peter Jackson's May 08, 2017
The act of urinating, not due to a biological need or urge, but as a precaution before entering a situation in which excusing one's self to the facilities would be either inconvenient, detrimental, or a social faux pas.
Steve: "Hey, how'd the job interview go?"
Juan: "Their bathrooms were locked, so I couldn't take a safety piss beforehand. Really kinda threw off my mojo."
Donny: "Hey man, save my seat."
James: "Where are you going?"
Donny: "Taking a safety piss; this movie's three hours long!"
Craig: "I really wish I'd taken a safety piss."
Minister: "And do you, Craig, take Tina to be your lawfully wedded wife..."
Juan: "Their bathrooms were locked, so I couldn't take a safety piss beforehand. Really kinda threw off my mojo."
Donny: "Hey man, save my seat."
James: "Where are you going?"
Donny: "Taking a safety piss; this movie's three hours long!"
Craig: "I really wish I'd taken a safety piss."
Minister: "And do you, Craig, take Tina to be your lawfully wedded wife..."
by Darren C August 31, 2010
Act in which one pisses in a Styrofoam plate places into freezer until frozen then slides frozen piss under victims door later to melt causing giant puddle of piss without ever having gone in the room.
Last night I piss pied Mike. This morning he was like " which one of you fucking asshole faces pissed on my fucking floor my fucking door was locked". Man he was fucking pissed.
by 1 pink 2 stink July 19, 2013
by Katie Foreal February 20, 2017