Eat bugs

To tell someone to F- off, go away, go screw yourself.

Ruoer Murdock told Tucker Carlson to eat bugs on Monday when he was suddenly fired from Fox News.

by cpninja42 April 26, 2023

turd bug

A turd bug is any insect that is immediately attracted to the source of the smell and consistency of feces.

This is especially true when the originator of the feces has eaten something that is home cooked and greasy, or so overly seasoned that when the consumer voids the material out of their system the odor is suffocating.

Turd bugs are a secondary consumer of food products and are vital to composting and ongoing life cycles.

After Darnell took a shit in the bathroom the turd bugs were buzzing around the stall and trying to break through the screen ventilation windows just to get a taste of that...

Every time Chuck takes a dump, the turd bugs magically turn out to join in the celebration.

by SPELLING May 15, 2023

Vampire Bugs

Another name for the dreaded summertime pest, the mosquito.

You wouldn't believe all of the Vampire Bugs that were by the lake last night! I know at least one of them had to have been named Edward Cullen.

by Quzanna June 27, 2010

Suhana Bug

A great bug that can either be a unicorn or a purple, beautiful fairy!!! If you ever find a Suhana bug in your life, treasure it and never kill with with its one true enemy, white out. Because, you see, Suhana bugs are black and the white of the white out terrifies them so you must never white out a black out Suhana bug

Person I: OMG I FOUND A SUHANA BUG
Person 2: Omg keep it safe it brings good luck
Person 1: Oops I put white out on it
Person 2: YOU WITCH!!! BURN IN A FIRE
Person 1: HOW DID YOU FIND OUT IM A WITCH??

by Chammakchello June 4, 2023

beat bugging

To persistently stare at someone in a threating or demeaning manner.

Guy 1:yo man, that guy’s been beat bugging me all night.
Guy 2: oh really? Who?
Guy 1:that guy in the black shirt with the blue cap.
Guy 2: motherfucker that your reflection!

by *insertsomethingcreativehere* July 6, 2018

bug wagon

A dog that stays outside and therefore has lots of fleas and ticks.

"Lori, get that damn bug wagon out of the house."

by Donnas September 14, 2007

Water bug

Putting dab at the end of a cherry on a roach, blunt or joint

Dude let's water bug that roach .

by Lashod_99 January 12, 2017