An agreement to spread your legs "freely" for someone who loans you money if you are unable to repay said loan after a designated length of time.
Da prob with a promiscory note, of course, is dat you have no guarantee dat da chick to whom you lent da money will keep her word about "letting you milk her", any more than you could count on her paying you back da money she borrowed.
by QuacksO March 10, 2019
Get the promiscory notemug. When an individual wipes their butt with tissue paper, then proceeds to stick the tissue paper on the wall of the bathroom.
by Steph Mehkakiner January 1, 2021
Get the Florida Post-it Notemug. 
When you have fun sliding down a snowy hill with a plastic device, preferably placed under you're bum (gyat). Can be used in other contexts as well, you make your choice...😳🥵🧫Is the most fun when it’s a good glide. Try to avoid the grus, for the smoothest experience!
Origin: The king of sweden Gustav the third inevented the word in the 1700s. He was speculated to have been using this technique with his dear “friend” (suuure..) Urban.
Origin: The king of sweden Gustav the third inevented the word in the 1700s. He was speculated to have been using this technique with his dear “friend” (suuure..) Urban.
"Its snowing! I think I'm gonna go bum-noting later."
"It's more fun when you're two, i'll bring the bumnote😏"
"It's more fun when you're two, i'll bring the bumnote😏"
by cleverjerk567 May 12, 2025
Get the Bum-notingmug. A fetish where one fills the back of a cargo van with zip-lock bags full of warm gravy, dons a bondage suit complete with metal studs then dives into the pile of bags and pretends to seizure. Can also be performed in a kiddy pool. In Germany the zip-locks are replaced with condoms. Named after the famous incident of the epileptic working in the kitchen of dennys on all you can eat biscuits and gravy day. Who seized and created sloppy history on the kitchen floor.
by mr flopadopolous May 25, 2014
Get the Van Notemug. Why Do I Always Look Like The Police Officer Taking Notes In Brooklyn Nine-Nine's Episode <"'`~`48`~`Hours`~`48>
Why Do I Always Look Like The Police Officer Taking Notes In Brooklyn Nine-Nine's Episode <"'`~`48`~`Hours`~`48>
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025
Get the Why Do I Always Look Like The Police Officer Taking Notes In Brooklyn Nine-Nine's Episode <"'`~`48`~`Hours`~`48>mug. National give your crush a note day is where you give your crush a cheesy note! Example:
*John gives Suzy a note*
Suzy: Whats this?
John: Read it
*Suzy reads it*
Suzy:😊
*John gives Suzy a note*
Suzy: Whats this?
John: Read it
*Suzy reads it*
Suzy:😊
by Nat. December 15, 2021
Get the National Give Your Crush A Note Daymug.