Salmon-Slathering

A game where you go into a forest with at least 4 or more friends (each person has to be naked for this to work), having one another rub another person with honey and salmon on each member of the game to see which gets chased by a bear first.

"This spring break we should go Salmon-Slathering in the woods."
"The last time I went Salmon-Slathering was 2 months ago."
" This weekend. Salmon-Slathering. Be there or be square."

by CrazyHamburger79 March 21, 2024

Salmon sisters

Two female participants in a male-female-female threesome who find the male’s endurance, performance, and/or skill unsatisfactory and ultimately resort to pleasuring one another.

Salmon sisters: After a disappointing threesome, both Jane and her salmon sister came to realize they prefer female pleasuring.

by Flat Cat November 30, 2025

Brown sugar salmon

When a girl is sweet yet acts fishy about a situation

Boyfriend: who was that guy
Girlfriend: oh, nobody *gives boyfriend a kiss*
She’s a “brown sugar salmon”

by Pear6 June 23, 2021

Salmoning

Compulsively ejaculating all over the rug and leaving it there

Mitch's mom had to replace the carpet because he was salmoning

by Upriver July 2, 2021