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Stalker

Stalker: (NOUN)
Someone who is not hot enough to be seen with you.
Duh.
Person 1: "Cinderhella is MY stalker!!"
Person 2: "You're not banging enough to be murdered!"
by DetentionYawnnn July 29, 2024
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Polish stalker

For some odd reason, these Polish tourists don’t seem to understand that what they are doing is called impersonating a police officer and that it is illegal.
Weirdo Polish stalkers in England acting like they are V.I.P.

These weirdos wouldn’t leave me alone and mind their own business. I’ve never met such bizarre people.
by Gothic Miscreant September 29, 2023
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Stalker

Norman caressed my arm earlier... He is SUCH a stalker...
by amanixd April 25, 2024
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Stalker

Abusively watching over every move of a person, kwithout their consent. In short, acting like Hassan or the CIA
What the fuck Hassan? Are you a stalker? You already know the social security number of all the teachers the teachers
by Cpt. Deguerecheff November 27, 2021
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Twinflame stalker

A woman so deluded by a cult that she believes she is the twinflame wish version of a soulmate of a celebrity. She will declare her love for said celebrity thousands of times over several years, despite only meeting them twice, and make up entire interactions that did not actually happen. Despite the celebrity setting boundaries, for example blocking her, the twinflame stalker will reject this boundary, which will only encourage the harassment further. A classic case of a narcissist, the twinflame stalker will blame the results of their behavior ie. condemnation of their abuse, on the victim and anyone who tries to sanction them for their harassment and continue her abuse.
Have you heard about the SPN twinflame stalker?’ ‘Omg is she still going?’’
‘Yes! I’m so glad I can distinguish between reality and fiction. I’m never naming my child Amber…’
by Fandom Awareness March 19, 2024
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window stalker

To consistently stalk a shop window with super stealth to make sure a certain displayed item is not sold, with no intention to buy or interact physically with said item.
“It’s that window stalker again - he thinks we cant see him.”

“I wonder what sense if security he gets by just knowing that thing is still in the window?“

“He doesn’t want it , but keeps on hanging around where he thinks nobody can see him.”

“Maybe he is just bored.”
by hopscotchinghumpingdumpling December 30, 2025
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