soaps dad

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by furrykitty July 3, 2022

credit carding the soap

When you take a bar of soap and slide it between your ass cheeks to clean them. This is commonly done at hotels when the toilet user forgets to bring wet wipes, makes a mess, and has no access to a bidet. So, the alternative is to take a shower, wash off the excess with water, and swipe the hotel bar of soap between your ass cheeks (like a credit card) to clean them.

Friend 1: You were in the bathroom a while; are you alright?
Friend 2: Yeah, I was credit carding the soap. I got food poisoning, and I forgot to bring wet wipes AND get a hotel room with a bidet.
Friend 1: We all make mistakes sometimes.

by BoberryBaggins February 15, 2025

Soap for Christmas

Getting a bar of soap for Christmas indicates that you should wash up.

“Why’d I get soap for Christmas??”

“Because you shall have a wash.”

by raunchyraul December 27, 2021

Gay Soap Club

The Gay Soap Club is an iconic trio who are known for demonstrating bullying, taming pigeons and showing the art of being a homosexual.

I saw the Gay Soap Club today. I asked them for an autograph.

by vemmoyo October 6, 2022

That time you brushed your teeth with soap

Soap cleans pretty well I wonder how much better bleach would do

We were all 4 at one point
But at least your dad doesn't do it for ya
That time you brushed your teeth with soap

by Rednaksnek May 10, 2022

Soap opera

This is the word you were looking for every time you rolled your friends que tu nomas miras novelas but instead said novels🙄 oh and fun fact it has soap on it because soap operas because they used to be sponsored by soap commercials 👍too smart for this world🙄💅🏼

Elementary kid:Are you into animay

Me:Uh not really but I mostly watch novels I mean soap opera before sleeping🥰

by Why u searching for my name March 23, 2022

Soap

Genocidal slur against fat people.

Look at all that soap at the Weight Watchers meeting.

NO SOAP ALLOWED ON THIS BEACH!

by Keith Sable October 26, 2018