Butt Elves

The reason I came up with myself to explain to my children how corn, although fully chewed, still comes back out whole during a bowel movement.

Based off of the story of the poor cobbler and his wife who could not afford to make shoes to sell so that they could buy food (but were rescued by elves in the night who made the shoes for them to sell), Butt Elves work the same way, living inside your butt and stitching the corn back together. This explains the strange phenomena that most parents just can't explain to their youngsters.

"Daddy - why does my corn come back out whole in my poop when I chewed it up?"

"Well, sweetie, the butt elves must have been working overtime again!"

by HumpAChicken May 13, 2005

chicken butt

A rhyme-arific and obnoxious way to respond to the obnoxious & ubiquitous question, "Guess What?" A much easier response than actually trying to guess the topic about to be brought up.

Inane Questioner: "Guess What?"
Clever You: "CHICKEN BUTT!"
Inane Questioner: "umm.. right..."

by Handsome Pete September 25, 2003

butt sex

This is 10% luck, 20% skill
15% concentrated power of will
5% pleasure, 50% pain
And a 100% reason to remember the name

dude i jst had awsome butt sex with tht hoe

by kid from ohio February 22, 2008

butt hiccups

When you fart repeatedly several times in a minute.

I've got the butt hiccups. Maybe I should take a shit.

by Dr. Roz November 5, 2013

dorito butt

a butt that is so small when a girl bends over it forms the shape of a dorito chip.

tarby likes them skinny girls with dorito butts as opposed to cruz who likes girls with huge asses. (a.k.a.) chubby chaser.

by ATC Graduate March 25, 2009

Butt Mess

a phrase meaning that someone just crapped themselves.

Shauna's mom had to throw out their couch because Shauna got her nasty Butt Mess all over it.

by dustbunnie August 7, 2007

butt loving

to engage one's self in sexual intercourse via the anus

see anal for further graphic details

by Emily Weaver May 8, 2005