youtube ninja

The individual who consistently introduces the freshest, most interesting youtube clips.

Theo: Yo, check this video out.
Germaine: Are you serious? The guy next door is one of those youtube ninjas. He showed me this clip two months ago.

by William Forrester II February 10, 2009

magic ninja

Ninjas summoned by Big Baby Sweets in Big Money Hustlas' to assist him in taking out Sugar Bear

"We must summon the Magic Ninjas"-Big Baby Sweets

by Axel Ardinger November 29, 2003

Ninja shit

When you wipe after you shit and the paper comes out clean... Like the shit was never there... mysterious and stealthy...

I love it when I take a ninja shit... I only have to wipe once!

by Jfranklin February 28, 2007

Ninja boot

The impression made by a woman's pants in the crotch area. Along the same lines as 'camel toe'.

That chick has a sweet ninja boot.

by Dr. Gus March 18, 2003

Ninjas on the lawn

Along with paranoia, ninjas-on-the-lawn is the most common side effect of cocaine.

asshole: "What is that outside?"

you: "I'm not sure, but i think it could be NINJAS."

asshole: "There are no ninjas on the lawn."

you: "OF COURSE THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK; THEY'RE NINJAS."

by SnowhuouV October 24, 2012

Ninja Nosejob

While a girl is giving you head..right as you cum karate chop her in the back of the head then stick your dick in her nose

Guy 1: Dude this girl was giving me head then i totally did the ninja nosejob on her

Guy 2: Thats fucking gross man...thats messed up

by sandman142 August 17, 2010

Ninja sext

When you send someone a naked picture of themselves that they don't know you took. Especially useful as a pick-up technique.

"Dude, Anna just sent me a ninja sext!!"

"What do you mean?"

"She just sent me a picture of MY penis, but I've never been naked in front of her? WTF??"

"True ninja broseph. She's a ninja sext master."

by Ninjasextmaster69 August 7, 2011