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Jasauni Nelson

A unique example of self awareness and discipline to the dreams and aspirations of himself compassion and understanding for others most importantly the positive empowerment of words that creates motivation that is Jasauni Nelson
by 1705 July 27, 2023
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mindy Nelson

A fat count and a big narcissist that can’t hand the truth and blames other ppl to make herself feel good.
I’m mindy Nelson and I’m not happy with myself
by Mike Hanson August 24, 2023
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Rusty Nelson

Named after the 17th president of The Church Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (Mormons), Russell M. Nelson.

To get someone in a full Nelson chokehold, then fuck them in the ass, traditionally without lube. Much like how the church has fucked millions of people out of 10% of their income while investing it to the tune of over 100 BILLION dollars in real estate.
You'd better pay that 10% or you're not going to see your family in the afterlife, and we're give you the Rusty Nelson.
by Vanilla Coke Bois September 10, 2023
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D'Nelson

A very sexy man who pulls a lot of lady’s. Also kind, caring, sweet, funny person typically quiet calm and collected, but once comfortable wild and obnoxious
D'Nelson is so handsome🤭
by El-chupa chupa November 21, 2023
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Soggy Nelson

To shove ones period blood up someone's nose to simulate a nose bleed.
by Mr_Scrubss January 8, 2024
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lucas nelson bruno

noun

definition:
A really cool white, green eyed guy who plays soccer, but is benched all the time. He hangs out with 5 girls at a time and has been with every girl on the soccer team. He’s actually a really weird and creepy guy and guess what, he doesn’t exist. He’s actually just a pathological liar named lauren in disguise! Lauren is in love with everyone and uses lucas to get game
Person 1: omg dude i got chlamydia from my bf
Person 2: ugh it was probably a lucas nelson bruno
by laurenissokyuut February 21, 2024
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Happy Nelson

A bowel movement that is so explosive that it causes you to cum uncontrollably.
Hey Stacy, I would go out with you tonight, but I happy nelsoned my pants in the bathroom.
by mikethememegod April 22, 2024
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