brian murphy

The best dad anyone can have

Brian Murphy is the best dad ever

by Murphy 995 June 5, 2017

Mollie Damn Murphy

Mollie one of my closest friend.Shes very funny nice and kind.Mollie is the kind of person that even if its the end of the world she would still be laughing.Even though she doesn’t obey much she always means good. :) I love her.

Cole:I dont like Mollie Damn Murphy.
Me:u have No taste do u?

by I love mooolie May 15, 2022

Murphy's Law of Engine-Idling Duration

"If you leave your vehicle's engine running during a delay in proceeding (traffic-jam, road construction, accident-resolution, "stuck" red signal-light, etc.), you will be sitting there for many minutes, just wasting gas. The instant you turn the key off and climb out of your seat to stretch, however, THAT'S when the line of traffic will begin moving again, and thus you will have shut off your engine "for nothing", AND you will now be holding up everyone behind you while you hastily hop back into the driver's seat and re-start the engine so that you can move forward again."

I finally took da plunge and bought a second-hand Toyota Prius because I'd eventually had one too many cases of Murphy's Law of Engine-Idling Duration... the Prius automatically shuts down its power during stand-stills, and then uses its electric motor to provide instant mobility as soon as you're ready to go again.

by QuacksO October 20, 2018

Murphy

An overall amazing friend/girlfriend she always has your back and is very pretty.

I love hanging out with Murphy, she’s amazing

by Notanapple23 November 22, 2018

Murphy

Murphy, most likely Asian. a sweet, intelligent man and nice. He is super cute, and cool. He's popular and will always try to make other people successful. He's a great friend, and if you experience being friends with him, you are a lucky person! He will brighten your day with his bright smile. He will always defend you. He's also a very great artist!

Murphy is a great artist.

by MicroMico November 19, 2019

headdie murphy

The act receiving oral gratification in an Irish bar bathroom.

How’d it go last night?
Dude, We got drunk at McCray’s Pub and she ended up giving me a headdie murphy!

by CKP Team November 13, 2019

Wet Murphy

When one falls in the Balimore harbor, and then fcks someone with “harbor cock”.

Dude, I feel so bad.. I wet Murphy’d her… she knew I was in there too!

Don’t tell ANYONE, but I got wet Murphied.. I already made an appointment with Dr. Dan.

by Dirty Dimen November 7, 2021