Mermaided

Any individual who is seemingly perfect and beautiful but upon further dating and observation is found to be a toxic individual.

Yeah dude, I met this girl and she was awesome at first! But then she stole my car... I got mermaided.

by Hog girl February 3, 2020

mirmanieved

When you can't believe something but you're not surprised

I'm mirmanieved that you did that you didn't call me

by TheresNoWordForThisFeelingSoIM February 6, 2020

Marmalade

Someone/something sweet or juicy.

Maan that female on the corner is Marmalade! Wish I was baking so I could ask her if she had some extra sugar!

Friend: Nah don't do it man, that girl aint got no sugar, Iv never seen her bake anything.

by lavidalocita March 5, 2020

Marmalade

The word to text when you have no idea where to go with a conversation but are too involved to want to back out.

Keleb: "So ya, that was my summer..."
You: "... Marmalade..."

by Marmalade... March 13, 2020

Marmaloid

Adj. ; Deriving from or possessing distinct similarities to Seville orange Marmalade or other sweet citrus fruit preserve.

Adj.; Person or entity exhibiting the typical physical attributes of persons from the Turkish city of Marmaris.

.." A poor quality breakfast buffet devoid of jam or any conventional conserves of a Marmaloid nature."

.." of all the mulatto of Mugla the Marmaloid are feared and respected in almost equal measure."

by The Marquis of Bath November 27, 2020

Marmaloid

When kitty doesn’t give a fuck

Marmaloid sleeps wherever the fuck he wants

by Littlekitty December 26, 2020

MarMar

A different way to say Chair

This isn't a chair! this is a marmar!

by YesImRealManIloveToDoTheCrime. January 3, 2021