A boy who is tall, skinny and not that cute, but still attractive. Funny and a nerd, he often makes silly but cute mistakes, and has questionable fashion choices. He is inmuture but sensible at the same time and always a dork. Loves all manners of nerd movies like Doctor Who and Lord of the Rings. Usually homeschooled.
by OriginalSquidney June 12, 2015
by FAGGIMUSTOWN2018 April 12, 2018
Usually blonde or brunette. A sweet and genuine guy when you're alone with him. But tends to be at least a little different when both you are around other people. Good taste in music. Drummer. On the other hand, he cheats and makes out with most of the color guard as well as others. Has a girl best friend. His best friend seems to have a major crush on him but won't admit it.
by KarliSteph April 18, 2013
an ugly little hoe
by Johnny hernandez March 31, 2015
A Michael is a rare breed of a man. You know you have spotted a Michael when A. He has long hair (usually running his hands through it, Michael's are obsessed with their hair), walking barefoot or in sandals through out all seasons, typically dressed in casual wear (normally wearing the same outfit for days every week). B. Is ranting about different philosophies, nature, or well... just about anything, really. This type of male is known to be a human encyclopedia. He has a tendency to get extremely hyper one moment, jumping on things and such and extremely moody the next (usually caused by hunger). A Michael of this breed, can become extremely restless, frustrated by gossip, and too passionate without warning. Usually this type of human being can be spotted with a Krystal.
by audrey_h February 24, 2013
A common name for men who suck dick. Their step dad's passed down to them the ability to suck dick for cocaine. The original Michael was the Archangel of sucking dick. After Michael digest all the protein from the cock fields, they usually go to their sisters homes to put shit stains on their toilets.
by TheGoodLordofHouston February 19, 2016