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Langers

-Adjective

To reach an advanced stage of inebriation through the imbibing of multiple alcoholic beverages.
by cheeses of Nazereth March 30, 2009
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BC Lager

Arguably the greatest beer found on the West Coast of Canada, particularly on Vancover Island, British Columbia at the low price of $30 for a flat (24 beers). BC Lager's appearance is a gold can with two dancing bears, leading many people to call BC Lager "The Dancing Bear". Despite being the greatest beer on the West Coast, it does lose some credibility because it is a very obscure beer. Mostly Vancouver Island rednecks consume BC Lager making it less genuine.
Redneck Vancouver Islander one - Wanna go out tonight buddy?

Redneck Vancouver Islander two- I'm flat broke man, I can't afford beer because gas prices are too high and can't fill up my truck.

RVI one - Ahhh don't worry about it, we'll just get a flat of BC Lager for cheap.

RVI two - That sounds like a great idea to me! I love drinking out of that gold can with the two dancing bears!

RVI one - Yeah you do! By the way, BC Lager is making a commercial about the two dancing bears!
by SLK Creighton April 28, 2011
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Dennis Langevin

The man. The myth. The legend. A true god amongst men. Filipino Jesus, some might say.
However, with this power comes weakness. These weaknesses? A strange case of baldness, an unshakeable need to consume the soul of an innocent Chamber violin, and an affinity for all mustards and Starbucks. His height is also a considerable setback in his battle against inaccurate notes and rhythms.
You should not anger this special species. Although it is docile at most times, an inaccurate rhythm or being an Asian violin player has the possibility of angering a Dennis Langevin.

There is, however, a counterstrike to a Dennis Langevin’s erratic behavior. Mr. Burnside, and only he, has power to calm a wild Langevin. With his New York calm and odd fondness for vests and transition lenses, he is able to subdue the anger of a Dennis Langevin.
Take extreme precaution when playing music and especially existing. Only you can prevent a Dennis Langevin outburst.
*a large and loud crash is heard overhead*
Chamber Orchestra: Oh my god! What was that?!
Langevin: DID I HEAR AN I N A C C U R A T E N O T E
Chamber Orchestra: *descends into panic*
It’s Dennis Langevin!
by sophia dlg October 24, 2018
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ladge

The action of falsely gaining someones attention, or gaining someones attention with no intention of talking to that person
man 1: excuse me?
man 2: yes?
man 1: (looks away as man 2 walks off)...Ladge.
by edude77 September 11, 2004
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lagger

In online gaming terms, one who joins a server therein bringing the average ping through the roof due to his poor connection.
wtf kick lagger
by TooCrooked August 30, 2003
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a largey

When a male strikes a female on any part of her body or face. Majority of the time the blame is placed on alcohol or the said girl. The male reacts to such a situation with intense feelings of self pity.
Male 1: What did you do last night mate?
Male 2: Oh mate, this chick was getting all up in my grill, so i did a largey didn't i?!

Girl: I really wound up this guy last night, so he just did a largey. Wanna see the bruises?
by battermix February 21, 2010
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Langerbreath

To have breath which smells of langer - a person who has just performed fellatio will have langerbreath.

Can be used as a dismissive insult towards an annoying person
"She is such a hussy, she has constant langerbreath"

"Stop annoying me langerbreath"
by hansgrubersmoustache March 23, 2010
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