Kobe Glass

A small but smooth guy, But when messed with might be one hell of a person to calm down, He won’t hold back anything when it’s time to handle his business.
Don’t mess with Kobe Glass, Your gonna regret it.
by Micheal suave June 19, 2019
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fat boyy kobe

A real ass nigga tht don’t stop worry bout these bitches and stop fucking wit fake niggas🤙🏿
Who tht fat boyy kobe sawwwuueeeee💦
by Bcc.kobe🤟🏾 February 14, 2018
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Kobe jack

When a guy is edging for three days and finally cums and shoots a three-pointers
Did you hear how Alyssa made John Kobe jack
by Dumb_bitch_03 April 09, 2020
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Kobe Challenge

To honor the life and career of Kobe Bryant participants are given the choice between drinking either: 8 shots of liquor in 24 minutes, or 24 shots of liquor in 8 hours. No vomiting is allowed for a minimum of three hours after the last shot
Yo Bryan did you see Kamil hit the Kobe Challenge last night?

Yeah I did, he decided to get it over with and just do the 8 shots in 24 seconds even!
by 11/28/2025 March 26, 2024
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Kobe Bryant Month

It is the month of Kobe Bryant and you can shout “Kobe!” Each time you throw something for example like (shooting a ball, throwing a piece of paper in the trash)
Kobe! Why did you say Kobe… because it’s Kobe Bryant Month each time you shoot a basketball your supposed to y’all “Kobe”
by Evanafex July 20, 2021
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Kobe Head

A fan of Kobe Bryant that overrates Kobe by claiming that Kobe is next to Jordan in the all-time rankings. Even though Jordan is more accomplished than Kobe in scoring titles, MVPs, and shooting percentage. Don't get me wrong, Kobe is a great player but not the 2nd greatest behind Jordan. Due to his poor shot selection, his career field goal percentage is only 44%, 3 point percentage is only 33% and he's shot 31% in the last 24 seconds of games. Kobe is a great scorer and shooter but his bad shot selection is why his shooting numbers pale in comparison to LeBron and Jordan, who have career field goal percentages of 50%. They were more efficient cause they took smarter better shots, unlike Bryant. Kobe is a great player, but he's not the best or the 2nd greatest of all time. Jordan, LeBron, Kareem, and Shaq are all ahead of him among others.
Kobe head: "Kobe scored 60 in his last game, he's the GOAT"

Sane NBA fan: "Yea but he took 50 shots to get there, anyone can score 60 if you chuck that many shots"
by The Power of Knowledge December 11, 2016
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