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alternative mounds of joy

Refers to any of a girl's "sumptuous 'n' squeezable" bulges of pliable muscle-tissue other than her boobs or butt --- specifically, her shoulders, bicepses, and calves. The theory is that even if a soft-flesh-craving dude cannot acceptably access any "T&A" on his present female companion --- either because she prefers a more platonic relationship or they're presently in too public a setting for him to be able to touch her intimately --- he can still at least partially alleviate his raging "kneadable protoplasm" desires by filling his thirsting hands with these other "delicacies" instead.
Horny stud: Tiffany and I haven't talked about "taking it to the next level" yet, but I get the feeling that she would prefer to remain just at "second base" for the time being, so I think I'll just stick to massaging and caressing her alternative mounds of joy for now... hey, she's totally got delightfully warm and doeskin-soft flesh all over, so I feel satisfied and honored just being allowed access to even that much.
by QuacksO February 1, 2017
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Joy-soil

Becoming so excited and happy that you soil yourself on purpose.
"We came from behind with a 3 goal deficit to win the game. I was so excited, I joy-soiled myself. Cleared out 3 rows of people in the process"
by thunor November 8, 2012
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doing a joy

When somebody messages you even when you do not reply.
I can't sleep
Help
Help
Help
Im nervous
Are you awake
?
Are
You
Awake
Im so gonna do a joy
Coz i have nothing to do but watch tv for another three hours
And message you
You
Know
doing a joy
by not really ethan December 31, 2012
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The After Joy

January 2, the official post-Christmas clean-up day filled with ever-elusive pine needles, missing extension cords, broken tree ornaments, over-the-top recycling of plastic and cardboard, and finding space for things you don't have space for.
"Hey, honey. Whew, he holidays are over. Let's just kick back and relax today."

"Are you kidding? I'm not looking at this tree for another week. Let's kick it to the curb and get all these boxes out to recycling."

"Oh, yeah. I forgot. Today's The After Joy."
by C. B. LEE January 4, 2012
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Joy Rising

The perfect alcoholic drink.

Passionfruit vodka + Cherrylimeade
A common mix found in Albuquerque, NM, USA and Sheffield, UK.
JOY RISING ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
by TKIPBKEMM July 25, 2011
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quaf their quim joys

concept of a human as fire('person') SUPREME!!

satisfaction of ones' sexual/libidinal DEMANDS!!...

putting out 'flames' in ones orifice, (or 'representation' of same) possibly involving hydraulic hose...
the college boys were HELL-BENT to quaf their quim joys!!

she strongly needed to have her quim joys quaffed!!

billy the kid was shot by sheriff pat garrett right after he quaffed his quim joys!!

the two 'mos quaffed their quim joys!
by michael foolsley October 30, 2011
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joy kuebee

a girl who sets out that neck and is just a honorable dependeble and fine girl
dang dat girl is a joy kuebee
by kmanb78 October 8, 2011
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