1) Is that guy drunk? No he is just a Humming John.
2) What is that awful noise coming those garbage cans... oh wait its just a homeless Humming John.
2) What is that awful noise coming those garbage cans... oh wait its just a homeless Humming John.
by Suburban Policy October 16, 2012
by ManDarty December 25, 2011
Shy at first but then outgoing. Cool guy to be with. A bit Cute. Funny and hates dull moment. A guy who always protect his friends. Very lovable person and very gentle at girls
by Tiredassboy08 November 23, 2021
John Freeman is the star in the action packed thriller 'Half Life Full Life Consequences' written by squirrelking. He is Gordon Freeman's brother and went on an adventure to help him where he was.
John freeman who was Gordon Freemans brother was one day in an office typing on a computer. He got an email from his brother that said that aliens and monsters were attacking his place and aksed him for help so he went.
by that one guy you saw once November 03, 2013
Opposite of a cock block. When you pass a potential hook-up-girl to your friend. AKA "make an assist".
Jonk: this chick wants me but you havn't gotten ass in a while. I'll give you a john stockton.
Labe: thanks brah
Labe: thanks brah
by The dungallies October 11, 2009
The character in Red Dead Redemption that you play as.
Father of John (Jack) Marston Jr.
Husband of Abigale Marston
Former gang member with Bill Williamson, Dutch Van Der Linde and Javier Escuella
Father of John (Jack) Marston Jr.
Husband of Abigale Marston
Former gang member with Bill Williamson, Dutch Van Der Linde and Javier Escuella
by Stephan Q June 22, 2010
When you back hand the shit outta your woman. This term originates from John Legend's ordinary people music video where he slapped the taste outta his woman.
by Hyghtz March 06, 2005