Humming John

A senile man who hums random nonsense sounds for no apparent reason.

1) Is that guy drunk? No he is just a Humming John.
2) What is that awful noise coming those garbage cans... oh wait its just a homeless Humming John.

by Suburban Policy October 16, 2012

John Pesenti

A Man, a myth, a legend...

The Legacy of John Pesenti will never end

by ManDarty December 27, 2011

John Carlo

Shy at first but then outgoing. Cool guy to be with. A bit Cute. Funny and hates dull moment. A guy who always protect his friends. Very lovable person and very gentle at girls

John Carlo make funny jokes when there is an awkwards moments.

by Tiredassboy08 November 23, 2021

john freeman

John Freeman is the star in the action packed thriller 'Half Life Full Life Consequences' written by squirrelking. He is Gordon Freeman's brother and went on an adventure to help him where he was.

John freeman who was Gordon Freemans brother was one day in an office typing on a computer. He got an email from his brother that said that aliens and monsters were attacking his place and aksed him for help so he went.

by that one guy you saw once November 2, 2013

John Stockton

Opposite of a cock block. When you pass a potential hook-up-girl to your friend. AKA "make an assist".

Jonk: this chick wants me but you havn't gotten ass in a while. I'll give you a john stockton.
Labe: thanks brah

by The dungallies October 11, 2009

John Marston

The character in Red Dead Redemption that you play as.
Father of John (Jack) Marston Jr.
Husband of Abigale Marston
Former gang member with Bill Williamson, Dutch Van Der Linde and Javier Escuella

John Marston is one bad ass cowboy.

by Stephan Q June 24, 2010

john legend

When you back hand the shit outta your woman. This term originates from John Legend's ordinary people music video where he slapped the taste outta his woman.

"Ill John Legend the shit outta you if u keep talkin"

by Hyghtz March 6, 2005