muffin cap

The tip of the penis.

I'm about to peel this motherfucker's muffin cap back.

by kevinheart February 3, 2012

Muffin Button

A button that distributes blueberry muffins. Originally from Team Four Star.

Krillin: "Goku, did you just read my mind?"
Goku: "Yuhuh"
Krillin: "But how did you..."
Goku: "Muffin Button"

by Drener June 18, 2011

Skank Muffin

To be a slut but a cute slut.

Lindsey Lohan is such a Skank Muffin

by Surcharge May 10, 2009

Muffin Sniffer

A person who spends an inordinate amount of time masturbating and makes a point of telling people about it. Due to said person's verbosity, they are unable to attract the opposite sex, despite their best efforts.

Often associated with people who are known to have snuffed it.

Durham, stop being such a Muffin Sniffer! We're trying pick up some ladies!

by Acyed October 19, 2010

Newb Muffin

A delicious baked good derived of newbs. Can be very tasty if cooked correctly, over pwnage may lead to burnt newb muffins.

~ Om num num, that was a good Newb Muffin.

~ Avy is a newb muffin.

by Muffin Of Newbness March 15, 2009

Fuckberry Muffin

For use when describing an especially attractive woman, whom you would like to have sexual intercourse with.

Joe- "Wow, look at that woman!"
Fred- "She looks like a damn fuckberry muffin."
Joe- "Indeed."

by fuck.berry.muffin. December 6, 2010

Queif muffin

When one qeifs in a car and then locks the windows so the smell stays in longer. And the person who queifed enjoys the smell of their own queif.

Q::"Zak did you smell that queif muffin?"
A::"Yepp I sure did and it smells gooooood!"

by ILoveCMJ July 30, 2009