Mud Baby

n. The product (offspring) of anal intercourse.

I made a mud baby wif ma bitch las nite.

by D'emon November 5, 2002

Mud plow

Sex act where the man sticks it in her pooper while holding both legs in his hands, and proceeds to drive her around like a hand plow

Yeah, I took her out to the field and did some mud plowing

by Fappy McFudgepacker April 27, 2011

mud-slinger

Someone who shits their underwear then takes them off and slings shit at people using the elastic band of the underwear for slinging power.

I'd eat that whores asshole but I've heard she's a mud-slinger

by Cobbs666 December 7, 2006

Mud Seat

When a guy or girl shits on a dick and then rides it. Usually in cowboy stance

Ooh that big country girl sat on my mud seat last night.

by cheezypoof259 September 3, 2016

Mud Crushed

To get severely wasted. Usually resulting with questions the next day like "What did we do last night?" and "Why is there a coke bottle in my ass??"

Person 1: "Dude let's get mud crushed!!"
Person 2: "Idk man last time i got mud crushed i had marbles coming out of my ass for hours."

by blazeuplikeit's1970 December 7, 2010

Mud luggage

The cartridge full of human excrement generally found underneath a caravan toilet.

Steve: Hey Darl?
Sue: Yes darl?
Steve: It’s you turn to take the mud luggage on a mud run.
Sue: Fuck!!

by Hastos January 20, 2021

Mud toss

Mud toss is when you are eating a girl out and accidentally shits all over your chest.

“What the fuck Why am I all wet...oh my god there’s so much”
“I’m so sorry babe I didn’t mean to Mud Toss you”

by Hi David June 19, 2018