by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

(adj) When someone ditches, or leaves their friend behind for little reason due to selfishness. Originated from Sydney Technical H.S. in music class.
(The good) Pakistani: "Oi where did (sri lankan) go that's crazy"
(Short) Bengali: Bro he always ditch mcgritches
or
You: *Clicks off of the canva template to work by himself*
Russian: "Brooo why did you ditch mcgritch we were doing this together!"
(Short) Bengali: Bro he always ditch mcgritches
or
You: *Clicks off of the canva template to work by himself*
Russian: "Brooo why did you ditch mcgritch we were doing this together!"
by Injinct February 17, 2024

Diapers tossed out the windows of cars by traveling families too lazy or too redneck to toss it into a proper waste bin once they've stopped. Eventually, the stinky wad lands into the ditch to keep the roadkill company.
I got run off into the ditch and fell headlong into what must've been a ditch diaper. I thought I'd never get the stink off me.
by Diggitydo January 4, 2021

This is a type of guy that likes to leave the people person or place he was originally at if there’s something more fun or people more cool
by JamesSmith34 January 28, 2023

by SAWFTy July 27, 2019

by ASAP AP February 27, 2019

a term used to refer to a phrase copy-pasted directly from the internet or any article without paraphrasing and changing the sequence of thought of the phrase.
John did his part in the research but when I read it all I can say is...it was done the way of "The Ditching."
by phaggoadnaphoaq May 5, 2022
