i have been drinking watermelon

Drinking a mans sperm

When a woman sucks a mans penis and gets sperm in her mouth is "I have been drinking watermelon"

by Fuck 1223 dat bitch March 8, 2014

I am being kidding

It's an alternative to "JK" or "Just Kidding" or "Just Playin"

Nate: "Hey what's up?"
Josh: "Shut up, I hate you!!"
Nate: :(
Josh: "Dude calm down, I am being kidding"

by bradanter96 January 20, 2011

I've been jingle jangled

I've been jingle jangled replaces the words 'royally fucked' and bamboozled.

Oh sh*t, I've been jingle jangled

by RandomLady2002 December 14, 2016

I like beer, do you like beer

1. a defensive tactic used by Brett Kavanagh in his U.S. Senate Judiciary Committee hearings
2. by liking beer, and asking people do they also like beer, rapport and shielding of facts and lies can be successful

A: Did you commit the crime and then lie about it?
B: I like beer, do you like beer?

by tdcfox23 October 6, 2018

I can count how many times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand - 8

I don’t know the meaning .because I’m living under a rock :(. I hope someone explains it.

-_- =( sorry.(I can count how many times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand - 8)

by Ramdomised Pseudonym December 14, 2019

Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.

This infamous quote was said by the Director of Los Alamos Laboratory, and Father of Atomic Bomb J. Robert Oppenheimer on July 16, 1945. After they witnessed the detonation of the first nuclear implosion device at the Trinity test in Los Alamos, NM.

Now, I am become death, the destroyer of worlds quote was in reference to the story of Vishnu and Prince Arjuna from the Bhagavad Gita. Herein, Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty, and, to impress him, takes on his multi-armed form and says, 'Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.

by pacificshell50 August 23, 2022

To All The Boys I Loved Before

A romance movie that I love very much. I wish my love life was like this. Noah is super cute and Lara Jean is an amazing actress! They are both great! If you haven't watch "To All The Boys I Loved Before" then you're missing out! Btw Noah is very hot as a kid in the movie and he's hot grown up too! He got dem abs if u kno wat I mean!

Dude have you seen the movie "To All The Boys I Loved Before?
No I haven't!
You should watch it!

by IAmVeryMuchBoredThankYou March 4, 2019