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Heathers

The most amazing off-Broadway musical ever made. It is based on the 80s movie ”Heathers” with Winona Ryder and Christian Slater. The basic plot is that one of the three main Heathers is murdered by Veronica (Winona Ryder) and JD (Christian Slater). It then descended into chaos as they cover up her death with a suicide and the body count hers higher and higher.
Heathers is basically my anxiety and depression in musical form.
by turtlebeach166 January 6, 2019
mugGet the Heathersmug.

Heathers

Are we gonna have a problem?
You got a bone to pick?
You've come so far why now are you pulling on my d-ck?
I'd normally slap your face off
And everyone here could watch
But I'm feeling nice
Here's some advice
Listen up beeyotch
Omg the Heathers are with VeRoNiCa
by busterisheresis November 12, 2019
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Heather Heffner

Heather Heffner is one of a kind, thats for sure. She's the kind of gal that gets triggered at the smallest of mistakes. Another word for her would be Karen, but using such a word in her presence would make her force you to do 569 squat jumps around the track while you watch your other friends sneak away to get free Great Harvest samples and steal shopping carts off the road. She has been gifted as one of the most passive aggresive people on planet Earth and keeps a beating stick with her at all times. She can sometimes be a total control freak. She's the kind of lady that takes 10% coffee beans and 90% the dirt it was grown in. Her coffee is sacred and should never be drop kicked. Ever. Overall Heather Heffner is an intersting person if you get to know her.
Dude quit acting like a heather heffner, it's freaking me out.
by Definitely not a Hawk January 20, 2022
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Heather

Heather is nice to everyone except guys. She's so sexist.
by i like yakos May 5, 2023
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Heather

Someone who is simultaneously the nicest person you know and you love to be around but also the meanest dickhead at times
Person 1: that girl over there is so charming but she's also a huge asshole

Person 2: Damn she must be a Heather
by WhiteDeath182 April 21, 2023
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Heather

Your crush's crush
Boy: I like Amanda, but she likes Jenny.
Boy: My crush likes Jenny too! She's such a Heather.
by Lil Bunny Bubbles September 9, 2020
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