getting my jesus on

to pray or go to church.

I was trying to get my jesus on when i suddenly noticed that the priest had man boobs

by Jacob June 24, 2004

Getting Awesome

Vomiting, esp. while drunk.

Johnny's had a bit too much to drink; he's in the bathroom getting awesome.

by nonamenumberthree September 26, 2005

Getting A Load Off

masterbation

Person 1: So, I was getting a load off and then my girlfriend walked in.

Person 2: Ouch, what an FML moment. Did she help?

by Mr. Solo Dolo May 31, 2009

Getting Dark

The phenomena that occurs when you and some of your mates stay up too late in a poorly light room and experience a natural high. Side affects include but are not limited to: random screaming, an affinity towards nazi zombies, and freaking out

Hey dude, you wanna go get super dark at max's house after the football game tonight?

Dude, open your eyes, you are getting way too darked out.

Basically getting dark allows you to experience real reality, but it is very easy to get caught in a dark room; if you get caught in a dark room, your brain will fly.

by Darkmaster69 December 1, 2011

getting some dome

Getting a old fashion blow job

Friend: what are you doing
Me: getting some dome
Girl: it taste great

by sparky0004 January 14, 2017

Getting The D

(verb):

The act of aquiring the male genitalia in any way shape or form. For example if you are feeling anal that is getting the d, so is a d to the eye, ear hole, mouth, throat, puntang, or other.

Friend 1: What did you do after Bob's party.

Friend 2: I got the D!

Friend 1: You were Getting The D! No way how!

Friend 2: That's a secret.

by shaniquaski October 10, 2014

who is getting the best head

Alvin and the Chipmunks are getting head from the Chipettes and it is a question that must be answered.

Dude who is getting the best head. It's Theodore.

by stevenbills17 September 23, 2019