A loving persion who lives off of Dr pepper and memes, also a fan mom's speggetii. Has a duplicate brother who he won't hesitate to spit at if he feels threatened.
Guy 1: "Hey, whats that niggas problem?"
Guy 2: "Stand back dude thats a Gabe, he'll hauch a loogie at you."
Guy 2: "Stand back dude thats a Gabe, he'll hauch a loogie at you."
by Shwattz Friedrich December 11, 2019
Get the Gabe mug.Emily: why do you have a crush on me?
Gabe: i dont know
Emily: well i dont like you back sooo
Gabe: damnit
Gabe: i dont know
Emily: well i dont like you back sooo
Gabe: damnit
by hola tok December 14, 2019
Get the Gabe mug.Such a big boy! Makes you say, "Ooo I want that". Will be clap-able and a perfect person to bring with to the boys house. Type of guy to say I got you, when yu complain about your girl not being there for you. What a true friend
Friend: My girl broke up with me but luckily Gabee cheered me up
Me: Yeah, he did the same for me last week
Me: Yeah, he did the same for me last week
by Star struck December 15, 2019
Get the Gabe mug.Gabe is the name of a cheater who will only break your heart. He'll be nice to you for a while just that you fall for him. Once you do, he'll break you. He's cute and funny, but an asshole. He acts romantic but in truth he's just like any other rude boy. He just wants sex and then he'll bump you. He' bisexual or straight be careful with him.
Girl 1: Have you seen that cute guy???
Girl 2: Yeah, but I heard he cheats on every girl he's with.
Girl 1: Oh then I wont take my shot.
Girl 2: I heard he's a Gabe.
Girl 2: Yeah, but I heard he cheats on every girl he's with.
Girl 1: Oh then I wont take my shot.
Girl 2: I heard he's a Gabe.
by GabeS1211 December 24, 2019
Get the Gabe mug.Gabe is honestly the gayest person you will ever meet and he will suck your dick anytime and also he once tried to have sex with the guy who works in the school cafeteria during lunch but then some little kid came screaming around the corner and said "nigga i want you to cum in me." so gabe just settled with the little 4th grader that had an extremely tight butt whole says gabe himself.
"oh is that gabe over there, he's so gay"
by mad cooch destroyer January 11, 2020
Get the Gabe mug.A gabe is a gabe. It likes to play dota and likes to brag his huskar skills
A gabe is a cheesy bastard that likes to be spanked in the ass.
He is also a master of the ninja arts, able to hide every gadget at his disposal. He mastered the art of shoving dorm managers away from the room. Legend says he is so courageous that he challenged the almighty Jerrymy and showed the Jerrmy his laptop later because of pity. According to primary sources, his exacy words were: "Eyyyy nag ninja ako"
He is the beta type and is dominated by his partner in their relationship
A gabe likes to provoke others into challenging him, especially in dota.
He triggers everyone he speaks to and is part chinese so if you hurt him, he will eat your dogs and unleash his ping pong ching chong ding dong skills.
If you want to irritate a gabe, say these few words: "ayyy salesss"
or you can put a peace sign over your chest
A gabe is a cheesy bastard that likes to be spanked in the ass.
He is also a master of the ninja arts, able to hide every gadget at his disposal. He mastered the art of shoving dorm managers away from the room. Legend says he is so courageous that he challenged the almighty Jerrymy and showed the Jerrmy his laptop later because of pity. According to primary sources, his exacy words were: "Eyyyy nag ninja ako"
He is the beta type and is dominated by his partner in their relationship
A gabe likes to provoke others into challenging him, especially in dota.
He triggers everyone he speaks to and is part chinese so if you hurt him, he will eat your dogs and unleash his ping pong ching chong ding dong skills.
If you want to irritate a gabe, say these few words: "ayyy salesss"
or you can put a peace sign over your chest
Relger: Hey! Sweep the floor!
Launce: I already cleaned our beds.
Gabe: I don't know how ti sweep
Launce: Fuck you Gabe
Launce: I already cleaned our beds.
Gabe: I don't know how ti sweep
Launce: Fuck you Gabe
by Akoangbatas January 12, 2020
Get the Gabe mug.The best, most outgoing person you will ever meet. He is super funny and charming, and always knows how to make you laugh. If you ever have a friend named Gabe or Gabriel he’s a keeper. He is always happy, but has rough patches, but hides it to make other people happy then him. He will always love you for you.
Girls:wtf is Gabe so hot 🥵
Guys:why does he get all the girls 😤
His parents and siblings:we are so proud of you 🥰
Girlfriend:wtf stop looking at him he’s mine 😡
Guys:why does he get all the girls 😤
His parents and siblings:we are so proud of you 🥰
Girlfriend:wtf stop looking at him he’s mine 😡
by Kylie_jenner_yourmom 😏 January 13, 2020
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