Good Charlotte

Is NOT a punk band at all. They are seriuosly a band for 9 year olds ( I should know because for reasons unknow I was obsessed with them WHEN I WAS 9). They're a bunch of whiny preps dressed in black in order to sell their self-pity albums. And they marry people like fuckin Nicole Richie. Big time wanna-bes. One of them even said "I guess if you're gonna dress like you listen to The Cure all the time, you're gonna get s... for it". LOSERS! Don't even dare compare yourselves to the greatness of The Cure. Damn whiny emos....

stupid kid: " OMGAWD!!! I LOVE Good Charlotte. GC 4EVER!"
Me: "I hate you."

by *~Blacksunbeam~* January 11, 2010

good charlotte

a band that then majority of people writing the definitions for it like it because of their hot lead singer and stand up for them because they are so hot and a couple of hate letters might hurt the pussy's feelings

i dont like good charlottes music

are you kidding the lead singer is so hott

oh that has really changed my mind(fuck off)

by leetenaciously July 21, 2008

good charlotte

A crap band that can not find fans that are over 15. They are not punk they suck. REASONS GC ARE NOT PUNK
1. they are commercial
2. they aren't raw
3. they're polite about things that anger them
4. Joel dated Hilary when he was 26 and she was 17 real punks of morals
5.They just released an album called Greatest Remixes that have disco sounding songs
6 Benji in the punk's not dead movie claimed he wanted to get his music out to as many people as possible. If he was a real punk he would of said This is us if you don't like get fucked!

Real punk is The Stooges,The Sex pistols,The clash,The Damned,Buzzcocks,Black Flag,Bad Brains,Dead Kennedys

GC fan: OMG I'm gonna go home and play my latest punk album
Punk fan: whats that
GC fan: Good Charlotte
Punk Fan: why you

Bif Bang pow!!!

one less pain in the arse kid to deal with

by IRIE FIRE January 22, 2009

good lord! choke

An exclamation uttered with amusing frequency in 1950s E.C. horror comics, usually by characters confonted by an unspeakable horror or their own impending demise.

"The innkeeper -- is a flesh-eating -- GHOUL! Good Lord! Choke."

by SeaBat June 12, 2006

Good-Ass Cheese

A line from chappelle show. Arsenio Hall attends a cheese party and expressed his enjoyment of the cheese

Arsenio Hall: This is some good-ass cheese!

by supafly_lob November 27, 2007

Good Googly Moogly

A phrase used when you see a real thick female and u wanna say "DAYYYYYYYYUUUMMMM"; also Project Pat's new song

Good Googly Moogly, dat thang iz juicy

by TAy-TAy92 April 30, 2006

good charlotte

Quite possibly the worst band of all time. The genre of this band is "Poser-Punk". They pretend to be punk in many different ways, such as spiking their hair to ridiculous and unnecessary heights. This band was made famous by a network known as MTV (better known as Moron Television). This band lacks something known as talent, which is usually a very important factor to a successful band, which Good Charlotte is light years away from. The singer has a very annoying, whinny, bitchy voice which makes me want to bang my head against my window over and over until the glass shatters. The guitarist is restricted as a background sound, and all the guitarist does is play a bunch of random 3 note power chords. The bass player...do they even have a bass player? I can't hear it because the power chords are so fucking loud. The drummer is off beat, he might as well grab a branch off of a tree and bang it on his head, it would most likely make the same sound as his drumming. It is painfully obvious that the main goals for the members of Good Charlotte are two things: Money and chicks. No, they don't care about making beautiful music, they just figured that if they pretend to play, and think of lame emo lyrics such as "HOOOLD ONN IFF YOUU FEEEL LIKE LETTING GO", the chicks will love them. Unfortunately, this has became true, they are loved by many preps. MTV basically played this band on their station to brainwash all the preps into listening to bad music. Oh well, there's nothing we can do.

Prep: The song "Hold on" saved my life!!@!!@!"

Someone who isn't an idiot: "Yeah, too bad it's ending ANYWAY!!"
*shoots the prep*

by Robo Robot July 16, 2008