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Fashionable

A black man and a white woman.

Not to be confused with the 'deeply unfashionable couple', i.e: white man and black women or white man and white women.
"Yo you seen LeTyrone's new bitch? She's a marshmallow."

"Oh I heard that's very fashionable this season."
by RunaTrainThruDat October 19, 2008
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Fashionably Late

This is, in fact, an impossibility. Any scheduled time is by its very nature a recipriversexclusion (a number that is anything other than itself) and it is therefore impossible to be late.
she's fashionably late ... again.
by Sinister_Ringmaster January 29, 2016
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Fashion Rock

Any and all music that envokes runway like beahvior or a feeling of fashion revoloution or inovation.If you can close your eyes and see waif thin girls strutting teh runway in stilletos to a song then thats it!Heidi Slimaes fashion inspiration for his entire skinny suit asthetic was franz ferdinands self titled album . Mostly fashion rock is alternative music ranging from the strokes "reptilia", morningwoods "jetsetter", we are scientists "nobody move nobody gets hurt" The killers "Somebody told me" the faints "agenda suidice" she wants revenges " I wanna tear you apart" etc.
I only listen to Fashion Rock while at really trendy parties
by Eric Fuken Hernandez December 21, 2007
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fashion clown

A fashion clown is a person who is laughably clueless and hopelessly shallow, but attempts to use various fashionable associations in the form of supporting fashionable movements and owning fashionable products, to convince society (and themselves) that they are cultured, intelligent, creative, and generally a worldly person.

Fashion clowns are typically males between the ages of 18 and 35. They live in urban city centers and are commonly seen with a latte from Starbucks, a set of black framed glasses, an iPhone/MacBook, a gelled hair-do, a Breitling watch, and a black European-designed turtle neck. They drive hybrid vehicles, and play Wii.

A fashion clown is too clueless and shallow to develop and maintain any personal beliefs or values, so they instead follow whatever has been dubbed "fashionable" by the social elite. This leaves them prone to routinely contradicting themselves. For example, a fashion clown will routinely express their desire to protect the environment and their love of nature, while living on the 33rd floor of their apartment building in downtown San Francisco. Additionally, you'll see fashion clown driving a vehicle featuring a "hybrid" badge, but you will not see a fashion clown planting a tree.

Fashion clowns routinely disbelieve factually correct information that invalidates a fashionable association of theirs. Most have never heard of Climategate, Bilderburg, or anything requiring investigation past what is fed to society via the media.
- In the 2008 United States presidential election, all fashion clowns supported Senator Barack Obama, because it was fashionable to do so.

- The #1 reason people give for purchasing a hybrid vehicle, ahead of the supposed environmental benefits is because "it says something about me". Not surprising, as most hybrid vehicle owners are fashion clowns.

- Many web designers are fashion clowns. Their most common fashionable association is "web standards and accessibility". Additionally, Ruby on Rails is embraced by fashion clowns, which is why most Rails developers own MacBooks.

- The two cities with the highest FCPC (Fashion clowns per capita) are San Francisco, California and Toronto, Ontario.
by The anti-fashion-clown. January 17, 2010
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fashioncore

!!ATTENTION FUCKFACES!!

The term "fashioncore" has NOTHING to do with clothing! Anyone who hears the term "fashioncore" and assumes it's hardcore band who's members are in some specific way fashionable, you are completely retarded. IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH A FASHION STYLE! The REAL idea behind the term is a hardcore style of music that is very similar to the "Heroine" album by FFTL. Can possibly described as a hardcore band crossed with techno. A lot of electronic noises and electrionic drums, hardcore style.
Incorrect:

stupid female who thinks her life is music but doesn't even play an instrument or sing: Hey, did you see that band that was dressed so hawt at Warped Tour yesterday?

similar stupid female: ZOMG yes! They were so fucking hott! They are so definitely fashioncore. I loved the singers hair, IT WAS THE SEX!

Correct:

Musician One: Hey dude, did you check out FFTL's Heroine album yet?

Musician Two: Fuck yeah dude! I love it! It's like Kill Hannah and FFTL smashed their faces together and this is what happened.
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fashionally

You are fashionally challenged.
by _mcao_ January 3, 2018
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Fashionable Genital Garment

When one wears one's olsentwins as a tasteful and eyecatching headpiece.
Seb: Ugh, it's raining again.
James: shit, forgot my umbrella.
Seb: Yeah me too. You bring your olsentwins?
James: Never leave pure without em.

James depants and stretches his olsentwins over his head*
Seb: Wow. Quite the fashionable genital garment you have there.
James: Thanks. It was my mothers.
by Burritobaby April 2, 2015
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