Fucking mintttt

Fucking mintttt is a sarcastic way of saying something is good, when really it’s not.

I just lost all my friends and my boyfriend is cheating on me, fucking mintttt.

by ItsmeL October 3, 2019

FOCKING HOTTTT BEACH

Definition of Hottie Landon

Person 1: DAMNNNN!!! HOTTIE LANDON IS ONE FOCKING HOTTTT BEACH!!!

by Sharty Bae January 3, 2021

Gee-fucking-gee

A sarcastic expression used to underscore your extreme disappointment at a lopsided defeat or utter failure.

Based upon gg (good game), a common and polite way to concede defeat within the gaming community.

Chesea 7 - 1 United. Gee-fucking-Gee.

by McCooligan December 16, 2010

jubi-fucking-late

A modern and offensive twist on the word 'jubilate'.

Used in situations of overwhelming joy, in which swearing is essential to convey the extent of the emotion.

"Just got my test results back and I don't have AIDS! JUBI-FUCKING-LATE!"

by jubilation1234 October 9, 2011

total fucking idiot

When someone is so stupid it's unreal. When they're that much of an IDIOT that it makes your blood boil.

"I don't understand how this argument started?"
"You're a total fucking idiot"

by angry gf March 24, 2012

Captain Fucking Obvious

Someone who is such a Captain Obvious that you can just smack them in the face and rip their hair out.
Someone who doesn't understand when someone is using sarcasm or when to just shut the fuck up

Joe: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Billy Jean: "To get to the other side?"
Joe: "He didn't! He was too chicken!"
Billy Jean: "HAHAHA, that joke was so funny it's killing me!"
CAPTAIN FUCKING OBVIOUS: "Oh shit! She's dying someone get her a doctor!"
Billy Jean: "Hey Captain fucking obvious it was a joke you dumbass motherfucking shithead go suck a dick and choke and die on it."

by Estretoseten February 23, 2015

Lucifer Fucking Satan

A long awaited followup to the infamous "Jesus Fucking Christ." Utilizing this in lieu of the other may incite praise from those around you. You might even get an "Amen." Now who could argue with that.

Lucifer Fucking Satan Stan, how many times have I told you to stop being late?"

by Koshell October 24, 2016