Facial Hail

When you have a massive load and you cum all over your girl’s face

Brad: How’d the date go last night?
Chad: Listen. Weather forecast at my house, 100% chance of facial hail.
*Douchey frat guy hand shake*

by Da Pthy Dthtryr September 9, 2021

expired facial

when you wipe your face in a used cumin rag

i don’t wanna give my sun Jonny an expired facial when he sleeps in daddy’s bed

by double novo dong April 28, 2021

Facial hair survivor

Someone who can't grow facial hair.

Dave has that facial hair survivor type of baby face.

by User unfriendly May 2, 2024

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by Adujasty343 June 11, 2025

Double facial trouble

Giving a facial to two of my grandkids

I double facial trouble my grandkids before they leave

by Biggest cumper September 5, 2025

Facial Recognition

1) A technology rendered obsolete by Covid.
2) A quaint human interaction, from the time when people could see another person's face, know whom they were looking at, and respond with feeling.

He saw a sort of female person standing in front of him. She had her ear pods in and was speaking to someone who was not there. She was wearing a mask, as required by law and by custom, large sunglasses and a hat. He saw a small patch of skin - her cheeks - and longing for that old feeling once termed facial recognition, he believed it might or might not be Sarah.

by Monkey's Dad December 30, 2020

Vermont Mud Facial

When you’re about to cum during anal sex, you pull it out and spray your muddy load all over your partners face thus resulting in a muddy facial.

Duuuude! I heard that Omar gave Amy a huge Vermont Mud Facial and she licked her lips after.

by Muddyme December 9, 2023