Facial Hair

If yo girl pussy is hairy, after eating the cat, the hair gets stuck to your chin or on the top of yo lip and will stay there

Woah Joe, how'd you get that facial hair?

I ate my girl pussy last night

by You thought I was feeling u? October 27, 2022

Facial Symmetry

When two men ejaculate on a woman's face at the same time and try to make sure that their cum is equally distributed on both sides of her face.

Tom and Harry gave Jane a proper plastering; complete facial symmetry achieved.

by HairyDave June 13, 2024

Facial Symmetry

When two men ejaculate their load onto a woman's face at the same time and try and distribute their cum equally across her face.

"Tom and Harry get Jane a right good plastering there - complete facial symmetry achieved."

by HairyDave June 13, 2024

facial waster

A person who upon being ejaculated on, especially on the face, proceeds to clean up without enjoying it. Only doing it to appease others or for clout.

Can you believe Crystal Methany went to that bukakke party and didn't even join in.

Yeah. She's such a facial waster.

by _s3v3r July 31, 2021

facial nudist

a person (mostly on the autism spectrum) who cannot tolerate any accessories on their face, such as glasses.

I don't like wearing glasses, I'm a facial nudist.

by Straceny Marek December 23, 2024

posh facial

Wearing a bow tie whilst ejaculating in partners face

Last night i gave my gf a posh facial

by dirtyfuckers January 08, 2016

fruity facial

When your girlfriend is laying down putting cucumbers on her eyes and rubbing strawberry juice on her face and then all of a sudden you blow your load onto her face.

Dan: "Hey what were you doing last night?"
Jeff: "I was giving Jennifer a fruity facial. Man you should've seen the look on her face!"

by kooljess702 August 29, 2017