Facebook Fakeout

facebook flop

one who puts a misleading picture up, but upon looking at "more pictures of ____" you realize they are ugly as fuck.

"Woah--look at Candy, she looks hot"
"No dude click on her other pictures, shes a facebook fakeout"

by Kitty Carey April 23, 2006

Facebook Married

When people on Facebook who aren't actually married list themselves as married to each other for fun.

Person 1: Izzy and I are married.
Person 2: Wait, I thought you were gay.
Person 1: No no no, Izzy and I are Facebook Married.

by Lovelier than Lexie June 1, 2006

Facebook Tough Guy

A person that talks trash to another person on facebook despite being much smaller than the person he is trash talking.

Dan: Looks like Timmy isn't going to fight John.

Adam: Yeah, turns out he's just a Facebook Tough Guy.

by DoubleBeetnick January 10, 2009

facebook

The cause of the downfall of todays society. The most addictive drug in todays society that has millions of users who are afflicted by facebook's disease.

Facebook is going to fuck us all up. Lets go back to the old days where socializing was much for personable. Facebook is killing us all softly. So beware.

by WEneed2LayOFFfaceBOOK April 6, 2010

Facebook Stalking

When an individual (male or female) scours another individual's profile, frequently checks their status updates, or reads their wall posts to and from other people. This is usually done either because the individual wants to know as much as possible about the individual whose profile they are reading, or they're bored and haven't looked at that person's profile yet after they've gained them as a friend on facebook. Some people admit to it, other's deny they have been doing it, even when caught in the act.

Joe: "Dude what are you doing?"
Mike: *Looks up from ex-girlfriend's profile, whom he is facebook stalking* "Nothing."
Joe: *Sees ex-girlfriend's profile page* "Quit facebook stalking that chick and come play Xbox"
Mike: "I wasn't facebook stalking her!"

by Wordie69 July 29, 2009

Facebook Phony

A person who paints an false or misrepresanative image of ones self on Facebook. Intended to deceive. And create a grand or fabulous life. When in fact it is not the reality.

She is a total Facebook Phony. Always posting pictures and quotes depicting a gloriuosly fabulous life.

by hardwoodstan August 11, 2009

Facebook Feud

Facebook Feuds begin because one party (correctly or incorrectly) perceives itself to have been attacked, insulted or wronged by another. Intense feelings of resentment trigger the initial retaliation, which causes the other party to feel equally aggrieved and vengeful. And everyone on Facebook gets to enjoy it.

I can tell from my wife's scowl and intense typing she is having a Facebook Feud with her sister!

by Levi Jacobs December 21, 2009