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Evans highboi

Some Asian child for Holliston whose high 24/7 and loves freshman girls
Evans highboi is a fien for some freshman p**sy
by Chadd100 June 28, 2019
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evan and ciara

the absolute worst couple to ever be matched up in the history of bad couples
omg look at Evan and ciara I swear they should just break up
by Ihateevananderson November 10, 2017
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Evan Lathem

A soft boy who even though gives off a cuteish maybe even charming demeanor will break your heart. Typically a stoner who has soft hair, lots of sweatshirts and lots of hoes. He says he will “change” for you and then never will. After he gets what he wants he will ghost you.
“I was mad because u nvr ask me to smoke but it’s whatever” -Evan lathem
by Erbferb atinlerb astermerb April 19, 2019
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Evan Tomlinson

The hardest lad in bishvegas, he struts round drinking either pepsi max or bud. When he’s drinking after each alcoholic beverage he will proceed to lay someone out cold. He is a lethal driver constantly doing handbrake turns and crashing his car in his Kingdom of Tesco carpark. If you see this man do not approach he is a solid 6ft4 and has a beard. He is unhinged he barks at nearby strangers and one time stole some lads shoe using his teeth. He’s the best customer at johns fag house he loves the fake cigarettes. His favorite ice cream flavor is Marlboro red and often goes through at least 5 tubs day. He owns two restaurant and is constantly expanding his franchises of Papa Johns pizzeria and KFC.
Watch out kid that’s Evan Tomlinson
by The corsa April 21, 2022
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Bailey Evans

A giant ogre who makes fun of people for the lols but nobody laughs or thinks he’s funny also thinks everyone loves him aka George Walters
God he’s such a Bailey Evans thinks everyone loves him
by Alisha burton October 24, 2017
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Evan's Documentary

Evan’s Documentary is the most legendary documentary ever made. Evan made a documentary of a school year and the random things that go on in it.
Hey Evan how’s Evan’s Documentary going?
Well it’s great, the most random things go on in it.

I love Evan’s Documentary it’s the best! Evan's Documentary
by PewWew April 22, 2021
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Jacob Evans

by Naptimecatcher August 14, 2017
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