epic divorce

the epic fail way to end a marriage.

dood: dude, i heard she raked you over the coals in court

dude: ya dood, it was an epic divorce

by cay dcat January 17, 2009

Epic Awkward

To be so awkward that people around you feel awkward themselves. To be this awkward one's family must also be awkward. Being super submissive helps too.
Usually when you are sitting you are partially lying down and have legs at a 90-degree over top of one another.
Everything you do is in the weirdest, most awkward way possible.

Jarome: Stop sitting like that your making me feel awkward
John: I can't help it
Harold: Epic Awkward!

by suchwell August 15, 2009

Epic Furcorn

Epic Furcorn is the epic version of Furcorn.

Guy#1: Just unlocked epic Furcorn!!!

Guy#2: Rad.

by BuddyMaddie July 31, 2022

Epic Fail

A failure of epic proportions.

Canada: Epic Fail

by We Won Against Canada February 23, 2010

Epic Dan

A character based off of Dan Sliwa. He is commonly seen fleeing from catastrophic situations in an epic manner.

Epic Dan is running from The Holocaust!
Damn, he's so epic.....

by SlebélbÖchk November 28, 2010

epic-er

Even more epic than epic.

My pink fingernails are even more epic-er with silver glitter on top.

by RacherK July 7, 2010

Epic Gypsy

Member of society who fulfills the 'epic fail' status in combination with looking like an absolute twat.

Guy with crooked nose: Hey man, how's it goin'?

Normal guy: Epic gypsy.

by Msbell January 17, 2009