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dumbass noodle

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A dumbass noodle is a very thin half white half Asian man who just loves eating noodles just as much as being an asshole. That's why they're called a dumbass noodle. CUZ there white and skinny. Also, it's a noodle and you know how much Asians love their eating noodles. *stereotype* *stereotype* *stereotype* Not to mention. They like doing the peace sign and doing cringey Musical.lys. If the there are a group of noodles, then they can be called "a dumbass bowl of ramen."
Guy 1: Hey, look at that white clusterfuck of white people.

Guy 2: If one of them manages to win over that Asian chick, a dumbass noodle will come into existence!

Guy 1 and 2: NOOOOOOOOO
by wutdouwant February 1, 2018
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Dumbass kids

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Anyone under 60
by Daddy sexa January 30, 2020
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dumbass mort

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A word used by Carol Johnson in Grand Theft Auto San Sndreas to describe the driver of a car he is hit by.

It means a stupid person who fucks in the ear and says it was a pussy.
He was a dumbass mort and his friends knew it by what his girl told em
by BIG BOI!!!!!! January 4, 2005
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Dumbass Reardon

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In Texas Hold'em, a 2 and a 7 of any suit in the "hole". Commonly regarded as the worst possible hold cards to have.
The Skunk went "all in" before the flop and Margie called her with the Dumbass Reardon!
by Patti Rose May 18, 2006
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someone who is being annoying and bitchy and is a hoe
by lob>>>> October 10, 2021
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Dumbass Cunt

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by Anonymous September 11, 2003
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