smelly door

When you open up a warm door handle expecting there to be a fire, because a hot door handle, usually alerts a fire. The door is opened to a big toot. And a sandwich with too much mayo.

Guy 1: "had a smelly Door incident last night. I was watching Matilda and I had a nice beef"
Guy 2: "hell yeah man, welcome to campus"

by Bookerton January 7, 2018

Door Damage

An alternative term used to describe the cover charge for a live event, usually an underground music performance.

"You see the door damage for the Tom Waits show this month? SO expensive!"

by isitatomic May 27, 2012

Door stander

People who stand in a door way blocking other people to get through without knowing

Guy 1- what?!, what are those guys doing?
Guy 2- i don't know dude, they must be door standers

by Butthole fuck August 8, 2016

veronica and the door

Refuses to open the door please.

Dad( or crazy Ex all those emo boys act like): OPEN THE DOOR PLeAsE
Veronica and the door: nah I’m chillin *plays Dora music*

by LONELYSIMP March 10, 2022

Shitting the Door

When people are scared it is said they'll 'shit their pants' and when people are emotionally distant it's called 'putting up a wall' (or door in this case.) Shitting the door simply means you are scared to get emotionally close to someone so you put up a door to prevent that.

Boy 1: I really like Becky but she doesn't seem to like me back...
Boy 2: Nah man, she's just shitting the door. Give her time.

by Slenderman February 16, 2015

barber the door

Done in an office setting where one takes their desk (specifically one that has a hutch attached to it), bookcase, other office furniture and places it in front of the office door so that they can't be seen from the hallway without entering ones office.

Dan: Hey did you see what Mike did in his office? I'm going to barber the door in mine as well so I can take naps and no one will know.

by vbjas October 3, 2007

door cone

nobody knows the meaning of this phrase. it is primarily used by 7 year-old crackers trying to roast one another.

you fucking door cone-

random 2nd grader

by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 16, 2019