Xbox Disease

A disease that is very common amongst children whom are addicted to Xbox. Symptoms of this disease may include spending all day on Xbox, ignoring your parents, and setting yourself apart from the real world.

Wow, John does nothing but play Xbox. I think he may have contracted Xbox Disease.

by litpenguin May 7, 2018

Aidan’s Disease

This disease is composed of toxic behavior, mental illness, and watching too much edp.

Wow, Mom has Aidan’s Disease.

by James Murray Benedict Sandwich March 5, 2020

Kickassery Disease

A rare disease possessed by only people with extreme levels of kickass. People with this disease tend to kickass at all times, with rare moments of "being normal" when their body attempts to fight to fight the disease.

Tom: "That was pretty kickass, Jeff!"
Jeff: "I know, Tom, I have kickassery disease."

by KickassMike March 9, 2010

Dak’s Disease

A quarterback who plays well in the regular season but cannot win in the playoffs.

I really like our QB, but I I don’t think we can win the Super Bowl because he suffers from Dak’s Disease

by Thekling September 8, 2023

Gabe Disease

Get Corona and be trapped in the gulag

I went to work and got Gabe Disease

by YAAAYEEET April 8, 2020

Mamousa disease

A disease where you have sucked dick too much that your tounge falls off and your finger tips turn yellow and your toes turn blue and your neck turns teal.

I have Mamousa disease from sucking my brothers dick to long.

by Hungeyhank February 28, 2019

nick disease

when you see the jonas brothers and nick jonas sneezes on you, you get nick disease.

*sneezes* oh no I think I got the nick disease.

by evevevvevevevevevveveve December 20, 2019