Jackett Disease

#1. The art of being so bored that you end up chewing off your own shirt for something to do.

Today in class i had Jackett Disease so now im shirtless!

by anal vibrations August 25, 2010

Xbox Disease

A disease that is very common amongst children whom are addicted to Xbox. Symptoms of this disease may include spending all day on Xbox, ignoring your parents, and setting yourself apart from the real world.

Wow, John does nothing but play Xbox. I think he may have contracted Xbox Disease.

by litpenguin May 7, 2018

Aidan’s Disease

This disease is composed of toxic behavior, mental illness, and watching too much edp.

Wow, Mom has Aidan’s Disease.

by James Murray Benedict Sandwich March 5, 2020

Kickassery Disease

A rare disease possessed by only people with extreme levels of kickass. People with this disease tend to kickass at all times, with rare moments of "being normal" when their body attempts to fight to fight the disease.

Tom: "That was pretty kickass, Jeff!"
Jeff: "I know, Tom, I have kickassery disease."

by KickassMike March 9, 2010

Dak’s Disease

A quarterback who plays well in the regular season but cannot win in the playoffs.

I really like our QB, but I I don’t think we can win the Super Bowl because he suffers from Dak’s Disease

by Thekling September 8, 2023

Karen’s Disease

Noun: Being a complete illogical bitch who thinks the world owes her privilege for existing. Can be shortened into being a Karen.

That bitch must have Karen’s Disease. She just threatened to call the cops on that one year old for shitting in their diaper

by Gargatron November 30, 2021

Mamousa disease

A disease where you have sucked dick too much that your tounge falls off and your finger tips turn yellow and your toes turn blue and your neck turns teal.

I have Mamousa disease from sucking my brothers dick to long.

by Hungeyhank February 28, 2019