Carkinson's Disease

The intense shaking qualities of a beaten-up or old car while the engine is running.

I can't read this guy's license plate because its too shaky, that thing's got Carkinson's Disease!

by Nappinappi November 18, 2010

Bugeja Disease

Long pain death caused by Infection.

Easily spread threw sexual contact or blood transfusion. Starts off by low Iron in blood then constant dehydration. After a few weeks eyes begin to feel dry and then bleed. Skin constantly itchy to point you scratch off your flesh. Finger nails then fall off. You feel constant chest pains due to heart beat slowing down to 30% of normal speed. Your teeth soften and fall out in your sleep and can cause you to swallow them.

Finally your heart speeds up bursting and you will bleed out internally.

Cure- Not Yet Available

Sarah just gave me Bugeja Disease

by U.N.A.A. March 18, 2021

Aidan’s Disease

This disease is composed of toxic behavior, mental illness, and watching too much edp.

Wow, Mom has Aidan’s Disease.

by James Murray Benedict Sandwich March 5, 2020

Kickassery Disease

A rare disease possessed by only people with extreme levels of kickass. People with this disease tend to kickass at all times, with rare moments of "being normal" when their body attempts to fight to fight the disease.

Tom: "That was pretty kickass, Jeff!"
Jeff: "I know, Tom, I have kickassery disease."

by KickassMike March 9, 2010

Xbox Disease

A disease that is very common amongst children whom are addicted to Xbox. Symptoms of this disease may include spending all day on Xbox, ignoring your parents, and setting yourself apart from the real world.

Wow, John does nothing but play Xbox. I think he may have contracted Xbox Disease.

by litpenguin May 7, 2018

Tihms Disease

Having to constantly urinate every 15 minutes due to a combination of over-hydration and a small “baby-bladder”.

Can we stop at this place really quick? I have to pee….again….thanks Tihms Disease!

by Tihm Uri May 24, 2021

Mamousa disease

A disease where you have sucked dick too much that your tounge falls off and your finger tips turn yellow and your toes turn blue and your neck turns teal.

I have Mamousa disease from sucking my brothers dick to long.

by Hungeyhank February 28, 2019