vincents dad

A obese man who is most commonly associated with watching mountain men all day and night. He usually doesnt get up except to take his dogs out every 14 hours. He has a son who is known to have sex with dogs. He had a mid life crisis and got flame tattoos on his legs. He doesnt commonly shower. He showers once every 30 days. He is a retired fire fighter.

Bill: You are acting like Vincents Dad
Joe: oof

by BoobyShrek October 18, 2018

Jacob's Dad

A sad, lonely beta male who's existence is only told in legends. No one knows where or who he is, and no one ever will.

Guy 1: Hey, who's that gross homeless man on the side?
Guy 2: It could be Jacob's Dad, taking a disguise to hide his true identity.

by negrotime! February 21, 2018

D.A.D.S (dads)

“Day after drinking shits”

“I shouldn’t have drank so much last night, the D.A.D.S are killing me.”
“The D.A.D.S?”
“Yeah, it means day after drinking shits”
D.A.D.S (dads)- day after drinking shits

by bigtiddiegothgf February 24, 2019

Dad Knees

Men who wear shorts that stop above the knee have a case of the dad knees. Mostly popular pre-2000's with middle-aged men (dads).

Billy had a growth spurt so we're taking him shopping for new shorts to cover his dad knees.

I can't find any decent shorts here because they're all dad-knee style. I don't even own boat shoes to go with them.

The 80's dad-knees style is coming back in a big bad way with hipsters.

by Faux Foe July 6, 2016

dads a goat

A man called Andrew who has one ear.

Yer dads a goat lad

by Goaty boy July 18, 2020

emo dad

Every member of Fall Out Boy

Pete is such an emo dad

by Breadbin urie's forehead September 21, 2017

dad fucker

mother fucker, but for dads because equality.

short form: df
#feminism

what's up dad fucker?

by crl1nsab1tch May 21, 2021