Chewing Cloth

When you go down on a girl while she's still wearing panties.

Friend: How is your relationship progressing with your girlfriend?

Person with gf: We haven't had sex yet but last night, I was chewing cloth.

by John Rook July 17, 2020

The Loin Cloth

To drape a soft fabric across your legs, during masturbation, just enough that it will tickle your testicles while masterbating.

Richy did The Loin Cloth last night, it changed his life.

by BMacDaddy June 3, 2015

Crab Clothes

Something that crabs wear on there bodys just like humans do. This helps crabs by not getting raped by others and loved ones

Oh fuck jerry I need to put on my crab clothes before my wife comes!

by xXCleo1014Xx <---- YT channel May 25, 2019

Filled Clothed

Passing out fully clothed when one is tired, exhausted or from consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

Hannah was so exhausted from listening to Avenged Sevenfold’s anthology that I found her filled clothed laying in the street.

by MellyMel509 April 3, 2023

clothes on sticks

Your dead cause of voodoo run quick

That's voodoo shit run Nigel

Your dead

Clothes on sticks means your posesed

by Voodooshit March 17, 2017

same clothes syndrome

When you havent got any clothes so you wear the same clothes everyday of the week

you got space between your teeth
Nigga you got same clothes syndrome

by Lil KC February 21, 2017

Clothes Hott

a) girls that are only hott with their clothes on
b) a train wreck underneath the clothes of a hott girl that dresses well

Man, once we were in bed it was all over with. That girls is only clothes hott.

by fedexws October 27, 2010